1.To be one of the lucky money winners
-Just say why you deserve 5k as a committed MPN Reader.Please this is not about problems,it's about why you and not others should get it.The best two(constructive,hilarious,truthful) answers win..
2.To be one of the 10k airtime winners,
-If you were to call one or more readers on MPN blog, who would you call and what will you tell him/her or them..Good or bad but no vulgarity please..
Thanks once again SVC.You rock.Overwhelmed by the generosity of MPN readers I'm blessed to have you all..Thanks for touching lives.God bless you all..
I deserve it bcos I have been reading dis blog for years and everyday...am a huge fan and have referred my friends too. if it touches ur heart pls select me among d winners will be grateful
ReplyDeleteLmao for years but this is your first comment in years.I throweh salute
Deleteeverybody dey fine money.. why do you think you deserve it more than me..
DeleteComment go reach 100 today,I can bet on dis. Tanks SVC,may ur pockets neva run dry. As for d winners,congrats in advance. Emeh,may ur blog continue to grow and grow.....
Delete#IAMAWINNER
Bia dis funny anonymous...lol...I comment under anonymous and it has become tiring so dis days I use my acc instead was scared someone might know me...lol
DeleteNaijahun...mmmmeeeeh gi...lol*tongue sticking out*....bcos am zizi jooor...lol
DeleteNaijahun...mmmmeeeeh gi...lol*tongue sticking out*....bcos am zizi jooor...lol
DeleteBia dis funny anonymous...lol...I comment under anonymous and it has become tiring so dis days I use my acc instead was scared someone might know me...lol
DeleteGod blessSvc.
DeleteCongrats to the winner.
It won't Favour me jooooor so I rather keep calm and thank the givers. Emeh pick wisely n Thanks to SVC
DeleteI nominate Gina and maryam
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DeleteI need d money pass federal government lol
DeleteMiss Ebony if u want, do back eyes n start counting time from Africa 2 Asia...u wont make it oo
DeleteMumu Atinuke, who begged u to nominat? Because they insulted u as a beg beg, u are there forming I nominate. Abeg, beg for the 5k for human hair jor. As u no beg today na to nominate abi?
DeleteSo just two biatches including my wannabe noshaking want to talk to me? This krrkrrkrr cat Belinda didn't even mention me? Emeh, withdraw the 500k giveaway I sent. I'm not doing again .These bitches ain't loyal.Is it a crime to have twins always sucking breast and making me not able to comment as much? Can't wait for them to start eating future
DeleteKrkrkkrkrk lwkmd! Sorry abeg, ddnt wana disturb yo breastfeeding tym ok.
DeleteI deserve it bcos I have been reading dis blog for years and everyday...am a huge fan and have referred my friends too. if it touches ur heart pls select me among d winners will be grateful
ReplyDeleteAww SVC God bless you richly!
DeleteWell if I will call any Mpn reader, that'll be Gina Obafemi. Will tell her how much I admire her on this blog!
Thanks for d give away ... if am to call I will call Belindah for her kind gesture. .. well tell her not to give up dat God will surely bless her...
DeleteMuaaaah @Rachel Berry thnks.
DeleteWow Svc u try, congratulations to d lucky winners. Oya let's go der.
ReplyDeleteNice 1 God bless U @SVC
DeleteSVC God bless you abundantly!
DeleteI will call Belinda to tell her how much I love her muahh lol!
Then I will call Steve to tell him I have a huge crush on him *jumps into river benue* lolzz
Killer Spice abeg, Steve is marred oo n the wife is watching u on 3D!
DeleteLove u silly :)
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DeleteI miss the MpN doll, where is she?
I deserve it cos i hv no reason to deserve it
ReplyDeleteGod bless SVC the clown of MPN!!!
DeleteLet me try...
I deserve it because I just love MPN family that I don't remember the existence of other blogs... this is not just where I get gist/news its a family where I get laughter and where love is spread.
I will call Face of MPN *if Emeh provides her contact* and ask her which part of the lagoon or sambisa forest she's hiding in (that's where she dives to after looking for trouble) and I will also call Debby James to come back and continue her ushering work here on MPN.
MR EDDY said this heat wan kill person o.
ReplyDeleteTo be honest I really need that 5k to buy my direct entry form (DE).Boys don broke and House don tire me I swear.. May God bless the GIVER.
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Please if I can get just 5k, it will solve my problems for next week not easy to sold a charger just to buy airtime to subscribe,blogging while examination is on, also leave my house to charge my phone due to poor electricity in my area. Am doing all this just to be a winner one day, please if you have human feeling consider me, I really deserve it. Thanks!
DeleteI really need the airtime so I can call pastor giwa and scream "FAKE PASTOR". IT IS WELL
ReplyDeleteLol.... I will definitely Call you SVC to say you are blessed......LOL -PST.Chekeleke
DeleteLmfao!!!!svc is a honest clown...jeezzz!!!
DeleteSVC God bless you
DeleteEmeh I also want that card too. Will like to call Steve and tell him how much I respect him here.
Then I will call Belinda to tell her she's funny and I love her spirit! I know that am new here but am going to be a great addition here.
So I deserve the card or the cash! Emeh bless you too
eddy mk thunder help me fire you IJN
ReplyDelete..If i was chosen as one of the airtime winners. .Would call Belinda and ask her how she manages to be sweet and sarcastic with her words at the same time..lolzz..I would also call SVC and always commend him for his "It is Well"signature.. He no easy abeg.God bless us all.
DeleteMR EDDY said this heat wan kill person o.
ReplyDeleteIf I am to call any blog reader, It's definitely going to be @Sandra Bobby and I will say to her that she's blessed ..lol
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DeleteIf am to be among d winner of d airtime,i wil like call on belinda,cos she always make's mpn lively with her comment.
ReplyDeleteIf u hv an iphone 6 then u cn col me..
DeleteVery correct Belinda is just too much,my dearest sis
Deleteoh boy...i'll call Vizzy to pass me Sukuratu's number....Konji wan kill boiz
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha, Emeh make I play this game again today, Hope I win sha, I wanna call two major people.
ReplyDelete1- Belinda cause I really wanna know what she sounds like, Who she really is and why she's so harsh and same time very caring and Warm Hearted..
2- Sandra, Of course I wanna know why she unfriend me on FB and why she left me for ADAMU in Kano.. Lol.. Emeh I hope I win sha..
3- SVC For Been a real G all day any Day.. Thanks Brov..
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Wow God bless u Svc,I need d airtime to call Gina obafemi for her outstanding n motherly character on ds blog n to call Belinda the clown of ds blog,lol.
ReplyDeleteMuaaaah u inspire me to b me, thnks.
Deletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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I will call eddywiz to go buy hand-fan if the heat wan kill am and cant afford an air conditioner like me.... Lolx....
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Hahahahaha..Ed Dreamz you have killed me with laugh.. If you don't win the 5k. Just let me know coz this your comment is worth 5k.. Laugh wan kill me... SVC you know how we do it... One love
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahaha. Choi! Eddy u hear so?! Congratulations to the winners in advance!
DeleteI will call Steveosky and tell him to join the winning team APC before it is too late.
ReplyDeleteMe, I'd call no shaking so that he can take me to ask rock. I've got so much to tell Goodluck and even no shaking too, I need her connect. Then I'd call Eme. I want to know the secret of creating this wonderful family.
ReplyDeleteThe private jet for Aso Rock leaves in 2hrs.Where do we pick u up.Patience is inside so just tell her your my PA.Ur exempted from this month fees.Use the money and go treat urself
DeleteNo shaking
I deserve it because I have been reading dis blog everyday for time now and have sharing virtually every news on my facebook walls and forwarding most of them to my friends on bbm, whatsapp, etc because the news are Authentic, Fresh, Hot, Entertaining and cuts across Lifestyle and Fashion News on The Go. This will enable me at least recharge my data bundle to always stay online and continue spreading the news online.
ReplyDeleteFor Real?? Who You Be??
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As I u're d only 1...Mnximmm
DeleteI need the money because my phones and laptops were stolen in my school hostel.that's why I haven't commented in a while.I wanna buy new techno and live happily ever after.I ll call belinda and maryann and tell them both to pick pin and when they are done,they should frog jump.
ReplyDeleteWickedness of the highest order!
Deletemehn....i need that 5k bad bad, I need to start attending Gym lessons....i wan gather muscles like iyanya nd lynxx them....make babes dey feel me too nau
ReplyDeleteU no wan be like me too? Come make i use my local gym drill u..
DeleteI deserve it because I have been reading this blog everyday for some time now and have been sharing virtually every news on my facebook walls and forwarding most of them to my friends on bbm, whatsapp, etc because the news are Authentic, Fresh, Hot, Entertaining and cuts across Lifestyle and Fashion News on The Go. This will enable me at least recharge my data bundle to always stay online and continue spreading the news online.
ReplyDeleteI will belinda,and tell her to tell me where she gets those hilarious comments frm
ReplyDeleteSeriously!
DeleteHahahahaha I nukwa
DeleteI want the 5k cos I love awoof
ReplyDeleteBut since I have a feeling I won't make the cut,I will call........as I no get credit,I'll wait to win first before calling.
I will call Steveosky to say I like his maturity for not responding to pple that always seek for his attention each time he drops a comment..svc ur blessed. Anna......
ReplyDeleteSvc, I trowel salute. Steve, I'd call u too as per boss. I'd call Maryam to tell her I miss her, she's been inactive. I'd call Belinda cos somehow she has won my heart with her sarcasm, I'd call Sandra and Gina cos their maturity and spiritually is something else, they keep blessing us on this blog. I'd call truth cos I need to know if she's related to no shaking and/or who is the piracy of who.... I'd call pweety pwe pwe and ask why she went on exile she just allowed no shaking steal her shine free of charge. I'd call Joan and ask her why she gave up so soon on her stupidity.
ReplyDeleteEmeh asked for two o. I've submitted my two, this one is bonus.
CORRECTION: SVC I Trowey....
DeleteSteve, as a boss to say I'm loyal
Belinda, I need u to show me the way in Russia petroleum cos I'm a petroleum engr too...
Emeh, Tnx for making it bout fun today...
Lmaooo abeg call me first. Or else the airtime will finish. Muhaaa
DeleteAwwww Same Girl ur a darling as for spirituality mehn I leave am for Deconess Sandra.
DeleteAwwww @same girl tnx for ur love GOD bless u for me...@Maryamo am glad u are back I miss ur comments. Long live MPN family ,Awwww my ever young madam @Gina u don't know how high I value u tnx ma
DeleteYes yes yes !!! God bless the giver!
ReplyDeleteI will definitely call Giwa and tell him how fake he is!
Brown Sugar ,I was already planning to call you before now -PST.Chekeleke
DeleteAm not contesting for the giveaway but i have a long list of pple i will like to call
Delete1.Same girl, very matured and reasonable comments
2.Brown sugar,so beautifull in black and i think i like her personallity
3.Oga Steve, he has a heart of gold and his generousity knows no bounds
4.Belinda,creative, funny and hillarious comments,plus we have a spiritual bond
5.Milly Pee, i dont know why but i just love love love her.
6.last but not the least TRUTH....am simply her number one fan on this blog
Congrats to the winners in advance.God bless u SVC i will post u some annointing oil..and God bless u too sweet chicken voice Emeh
Nadine
@Nadine I feel u ma sista!
Deletelove you too Nadine.
DeleteI deserve to be one of the lucky winner because every day of my life I must visit this blog
ReplyDeleteI also deserve to be one of the lucky winner because I have link many of my friends to this blog
ReplyDeleteI'd call that sharp mouth no shaking just to cut her mouth and same girl Cos I love her and want to marry her even tho na ghost she be.
ReplyDeleteEmeh, they look time of comment o, no favor shunters and black marketers o. Everyone should be on the queue else we go riot
Lol.I know u trying to get a laugh outta me
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I would call Austin cos he's been my long crush on this blog,love the way his comments tickles my fancy.love his sense of humour,his charisma..,Austin is handsome for years and these and more i would tell him....lolzzzz
ReplyDeleteI will call Brown Sugar to invite her to my church..,LoL...
ReplyDeleteI will definitely call Belinda for believing in my pastoral calling on MPN blog.....then extend a hand of fellowship to all my Igbo friends like Jenny zee,Racheal, cutie and Steven .....PST.Chekeleke
Only bcoz um a fake deaconess naa, so we know ourselves:) krkrkrkrr
DeleteHahahahaha OMG!
DeleteSVC may our good lord bless you for us oo.
Emeh abeg give me that card, I want to call Giwa and tell him to stop deceiving himself and repent! Our lord is ever ready to forgive. So Giwa repent now before its too late hahaa
Giwalicious giwalito how far?
DeleteHow's the fake ministry going lolzz
Belinda how r you dear?
Um fine Dearie..thanx 4 checkin.
DeleteAs for the 5k,i deserve to win cos ave been a follower of this blog for ages,don't go a day without opening it although i comment here and there on posts....
ReplyDeleteI'll call my boo as my George to know where on earth she is and why she hasn't been regular on MPN... Will also have a personal long talk with Emeh lol.. I also wanna call Belinda the witch. I see her a lot in my dreams this days tormenting me. Why????
ReplyDeleteI don finish yo matter last year in the evil forest, u cn relax.
DeleteLol... Winch
DeleteHi SVC, I love this blog Becus I can't stay a day without checking it out. I deserve the money cuz I am broke recently. I don't mind if SVC is so generous to help a sister here. Thanks
ReplyDeleteI deserve it cos I'm the person that chased Joan away wen she was insulting u at d beginning of ds blog. By then all ds new commenters Hv nt yet strtd. And I'm sure u rem what I'm saying....emeh u rem Joan abi? I'm d person dt chased her away.....tunde is my name
ReplyDeleteU betta go bckin the past n look for her. Can u imagine, u chased her out of the blog, qre u crazy or what?
DeletePARENTAL ADVISORY!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't deserve anything, when I deserve it, Emeh I'll call u on phone and make sure u got my money...hahahahahahahahahaha
I'm gonnaa call three people. First is Emeh, for creating this medium where we interact like a family. Second person is Belinda and tel her to laugh that her Krkrkkrkrkkrkrkrkkr laughter. Third and final is No shaking cus she says it the way it is. Not a biased chick though she can hype for Africa #respecttothethreeladies
ReplyDeleteKrrkrkkrkrkr kwaaaaa I no fit shout, make I hide abeg!
DeleteI will definately call BELINDA, to applaude her for her consistence in this great blog, to let her know that with her in this blog, soonest MPN will lead bloggers...thanks to the giver God bless
Delete@AmmyDiva I sight u.Ur also exempted from this months joining Alawee.No shaking doesn't save face
DeleteNo shaking
Comments got me laughing,am always online reading all the comments.shout to my newest friend belinda,theres more to here than she types,love u silly girl.no shaking hmmmm u are one person I would love to meet in person wenever am in arouund,uncle steve u remind me a lot of lucas Scott in one tree hill.the perfect guy,truth am your no1 fan or rather a c,emeh your blog makes my day cause it's filled with so much love.bigger you I pray.happy Sunday everyone
DeletePardon my typos,her*
DeleteHeyyyyy uuuu, ddnt c u come in. Hope u're gud?
DeleteI deserve it becos I sent you a mail concerning my Hubby's bufday but didn't get a response
ReplyDeleteI'm gonnaa call three people. First is Emeh, for creating this medium where we interact like a family. Second person is Belinda and tel her to laugh that her Krkrkkrkrkkrkrkrkkr laughter. Third and final is No shaking cus she says it the way it is. Not a biased chick though she can hype for Africa #respecttothethreeladies
ReplyDeleteNice one SVC, God bless you
ReplyDeleteI deserve to win win this 5k becos I was given a nickname on this blog rose the begge begge,trouble and bad mouth all this name was giving to me on this mpn blog...And the no (2) I wish I could call madam fruitliouis and thank for what she have been doing in people life(strangers) help them by paying for their children school fees,money etc God bless u ma'am..you have shown me kindness before and I will never forget u in my prayer..even if I can't call u or see u bt u meant be reading this nw..may u never lack in jesus..thank you ma
ReplyDeleteI nominated her.lol
DeleteJanet The Nominator! !!!
DeleteI'd call maself abeg, who wan stress herself with heavy naija accent?? Krkrkrkkrk
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteBelinda the GLADIATOR,I wish to hear your voice one of these days.
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ReplyDeleteI deserve †ђξ 5k cos i shld @least 4 once be a lucky winner here in mpn
ReplyDeleteIts for people ONLY, no chimpanzees allowed in the competition!!! Krkrkrkkrk
DeleteI believe am going to be considered this time around...well I will give belinda a call,applaud her for her consistence on this blog she realy deserve respect
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ReplyDeleteFound this blog fews months back and its been a real news on the go blog. The truth if I am selected will also organise a small giveaway on my blog (trendwithgloria.blogspot.com) and if its airtime will buy more data to help me keep blogging. Am not use to the readers but do see some readers from LIB here too. Kind gesture God Bless.
ReplyDeleteSee advert!!
DeleteI will like to call Truth so she can show me her Face.I will also like to call SVC the blog Ashawo and ask him to stay away from Ashawo quarters.Lastly I will call Belinda so we plan to Russia using Obasanjos my sugar daddy' private jet.God bless u SvC and all the givers on this blog.Bigger U all
ReplyDeleteNo shaking
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Okez!! me Nwadiogo deserve t win this 5k, Emeh if u can remember dat time i was among the winner of 1k air time,u sent the air time t me but i didnt see it all cos my phone was havi prob,i loaded only the 200 and i told u dat u should resent it,u now told me dat i should load the last one whichz 400 dat u hv loaded d other400 in ur phone t kw what i said was the truth ,dat u will send me the remaini 400 in d evening i now told u t forget it lol....
ReplyDeletei can still need the airtime t call Emeh for alwayz keeping me busy wit dis blog and t call Belinda for alwayz making this room t be lively lol...u kw what i mean,then Brown Suger for her maturity talks
DeleteOhh dear I want to take my cousin who came to visit out for groove nd sure tel her its courtesy of you,she has been in doors since she came cos cash no rest for my side,pls make my dream a reality. I will call BELINDA OHHHH and tell het to take het time cos d other time she laughed at me when I complained about my tooth ache nd equally ask why she never leaves dt dressing mirror,krkrkrkrrr.Muah Nonnie
ReplyDeleteSo sorry oo:) I cnt liv dat mirror @ol, its where I monitor MpN demonic activities.
DeleteOMG!!! no wonder,I knew there was something behind dt mirror
DeleteGod bless SVC n congratulations to d winner
ReplyDeleteI swear to God I really need that 5k, and I believe today is my day!....belinda fight for me ooh!
ReplyDeleteUm on it Dear, as it is um praying naked calling ol d names of God! You must get tht 5K by 4 force!!!
DeleteLike seriously I get hope, belinda don interfer, and I will always pray for you @belinda
DeleteIf u want pray naked infront of Ur street,it won't work today.I suggest u do better things with ur time @ Belinda.Btwn @Abiodun,even 1k airtime will not reach u.Try next time.Gum body will not work this time.No shaking says so
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I'll call NoShaking to use her connection to tell PHCN to pls restore this light in my area. NEPA, kilode gaan? BTW lots of new visitors on this post. Pay ur fee to Belinda or No Shaking before we welcome u. @Truth where art thou?
ReplyDeleteThere is only one MPN Provost and that's me.All fees are payable to ONLY I repeat ONLY me. Belinda is the Inhouse Usher so she will usher them in and send them straight to my office to submit their joining Alawee.Btwn for ur light,I'm having lunch with the senate president so send me the name of ur area so I can see what I can do
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Really needs t call SVC this greet giver away,not just easy,May God alwayz favour u my dear
ReplyDeleteI deserve to be the lucky winner,because I can't believe I could sold my charger to buy airtime to subscribe my BB,because am so adicted to this wonderful blog which I know I will get it back one day in this great blog..God bless SVC
ReplyDeletehonestly l just want credit to browse jonigoldfinger101@gmail.com
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha.... olaniyan abiodun ur English na dead... olaniyan if u don't win d 5k, just send me ur account details.. ur gbagaun just made mah day..
ReplyDeleteHahahaha sorry looser, see who com for giveaway,stil dey brag, u better coment if u go get money subscrib monthly cos daily sub don Fuck u up today, buahahahaahah
DeleteSo u bribe ur KID sister by putin d pix snap wit her so dat she borow u her fone to coment, eyah! Don't wory I was dia wen mumcy promise her new fone if she pass SSS2 exam, jst pray make she pass am oo, so dat u go chop dis 1 frm her....lmao
DeleteLol Obinna u just cracked me up wit yo comments! God bless d chearful giver.
ReplyDeleteNice one MPN ...Me i really deserve that 5k give away airtime oohh cos since nah flash i dey flash Buhari, so i need am so that we go fit get conference call on how i fit make my babe dey enter lagos bus free of charge cos this 5k for taxi everytime don tire me ooohh #toomuchmouth
ReplyDeleteAnd for the 10k ...me go call Zizi Zizi and Belinda ....i go tell Zizi Zizi make she remove that eyeglass whey she wear for her profile pics so that we go fit see her face ..And for Belinda, She say if we no get iphone6 make we no call am but i get renovated Nokia 3310 ..Oyibo dey call Technology wizard ..with that one iphone6 na learn ..so i go ask am wetin she dey chop wey make her dey always happy if she dey comment on MPN
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Deletelol. olaniyan ah dint comment CUs am lacking natyn at d moment. hahahahahshs ah no b like una wey dy join blog for money,, every giv away u must apply n u no go win, u no sure say ur case na frm village... hahahaha stay real.
ReplyDeleteU got angry cos ur name was nt amng winner in a blog lol I saw ur coment u provok die...lmao
ReplyDeleteGod bless you the more SVC.. I if should call someone here, it will be girl next door. I will ask her what she put on her pix that make me always open to view her pix anytime I see her comment here.. emeh help me tell her that am eyeing her...
ReplyDelete#GodblessNigeria
Bleached face liv SG alone abeg. . SG u betta padlock yo pix so tht Mr. Michael Jackson wontt view them.
DeleteNot that i don't want 5k or airtime but what is more important to me is getting to meet madam Emeh Achanga for a life transforming experience
ReplyDeleteImao she be Buhari?
Deletelolx. tobest av won hear b4 and ah used it buying tinx for d less previledge once... hahahahahahaha. u no go win again so dat ah go c u compepite for d next giv away. hahahaha competiting loser olaniyan
ReplyDeleteI deserve the money because Tuesday is my birthday and the money will be useful in giving myself a treat on that day ( my honest answer)
ReplyDeleteThen um expecting your birthday giveaway on Tuesday. Thanks in advance and God bless you!
DeleteIf am to call, d two pple I wil call are Potable nd Belinda, wot I will tell them is that I admire their comment a lot nd I also luv dem cos they are pretty.
ReplyDeletelol. you all cracked me up.
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