A Jacksonville police spokesman said
“People can sell tickets to heaven,”But the Watts misrepresented their product. The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t sell something as gold when it’s not. That’s where the Watts crossed the line into doing something illegal.”Tito Watts said in his police statement:
I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus upAmanda Watts said in her police statement:
We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and smoke rock cocaine. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watchedPolice said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator.
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Lmao dis story juz made my day, d guy is seriously high on somthn not juz drugs.
ReplyDeleteBoth of dem ar insane,i can't laugh joor
ReplyDeleteOver high....,nah wah oh wonders shall never end
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha. Chai! Mad people!
ReplyDeleteChei! I guess Jesus gave you that after smoking crack cocaine? Different types of madness!
ReplyDeleteDid they really know what they were saying? Which Jesus were they talking about? They are either high on something or mentally derailed.
ReplyDeleteAt times I wonder if some of these OYIBO work with Remote Control?? How can a man claim to have golden ticket to heaven, How possible is that.. Somebody will fall for this same Scam in Nigeria Very Very Soon..
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Pls send dem 2 a mad house. Cocaine has cracked dre brains.
ReplyDeleteRotfl
ReplyDeleteMental home straight is wat they need..
ReplyDeleteAnd it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. SMH awon Oponu
ReplyDeleteLmfao! In the first place, how is it possible to buy a ticket to heaven??? They look like agents of satan, so I think it's ticket to hell they were actually selling .
ReplyDeleteThis is insane mehn, and to think it happened in Jacksonville Florida and some crack heads were buying it is what's still amusing me.thats blasphemy, So Jesus wants u to go and smoke cocaine right? This is some crazy shit, and the people that even bought it are the craziest#bitchbye✋✋
ReplyDeleteEmeh, thanks for d laffs.
ReplyDeleteThis made my night.
Lol. So funny. The police must have had a good laugh reading the statements. They both need psychiatric assessment and treatment first. They both have obviously lost it... lol
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