A debt-ridden Romanian man proved to be unlucky in love after trying to sell his virginity for £700 - and failing to receive a single offer.
Seb Ciercies was left baffled by the lack of interest having described himself in a local newspaper as 'Athletic, toned and dark-haired'.
The 29-year-old virgin conceded that he was 'no Brad Pitt' after his money-making plan flopped - but expressed surprise that nobody wanted to 'try out' his 'great body'.
Mr Ciercies had announced his intentions to sell his virginity to any takers in Brasov, a city in central Romania - making it clear that transport was 'not included'. Keen to secure an early sale, he did not specify whether buyers should be male or female.
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Seb Ciercies was left baffled by the lack of interest having described himself in a local newspaper as 'Athletic, toned and dark-haired'.
The 29-year-old virgin conceded that he was 'no Brad Pitt' after his money-making plan flopped - but expressed surprise that nobody wanted to 'try out' his 'great body'.
Mr Ciercies had announced his intentions to sell his virginity to any takers in Brasov, a city in central Romania - making it clear that transport was 'not included'. Keen to secure an early sale, he did not specify whether buyers should be male or female.
He wrote:
'Man, 29, Brasov. Athletic and toned, dark haired. I'm selling my virginity. Price: 850 Euros. Transport not included.'But weeks after placing the advert, aimed at clearing mounting debts, Mr Ciercies was still no closer to abandoning his virtue - and had not had even one response from a potential buyer.
He said:
'I don't understand it. I'm a good looking guy with a good physique. I thought someone might even offer me more.
'I'm healthy, I'm no Brad Pitt but I'm not ugly either. I forgot to specify male or female in the ad and I didn't even get any gay takers.
'It doesn't do much for your self-esteem to be rejected by absolutely everybody in the world.'
Seb took out the ad to pay off debts he has run up through unemployment and having to care for his diabetic brother.
He said: 'I've worked hard in the fields and in farms all my life. It's tough work but it has given me a great body. I thought people would be keen to try it out.'
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Gay Men Should Rush This Guy na, Abi behko??
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Lol, he shud try Konga...
DeleteHahahhahahaha. Bad market!
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DeleteIs he taking abt his penis being a virgin or his anus?
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Lmaooo...... This dude is either mad, stupid or even both.......
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Watin I was use virgin man do na? I'm naive + a virgin man.. No way!! He should go and practise outside and come back.
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DeleteSo who gives a fuck about a virgin dick. Besides it doesn't Ve a hole, virgin dick and disvirgined dick are all the same bruh so stfu and sell something better.unless maybe u are selling ur anus
ReplyDeleteOga you are not been rejected the cruz of the matter is that there are so many vitals issues evolving daily in the world,your virginity auction sale is non issue. Rebrand your self...u can sell virgin product with your story or better still partner with Richard Brandson #Grinning
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What kind of product is that? Turn yourself to a lady and see plenty offer that will come your way even for $3000
ReplyDeleteEven is its half a penny, fly away with yo virginity coz i dnt nid it!
ReplyDeleteand how are we so sure he is a virgin sef? its easier to prove for a lady. maybe the guy has even overhad sex. abeg, shift to one corner jare. rubbish.
ReplyDeleteBefore you can identify a male virgin,ask him to identify where the vagina hole is.Male virgin dont know it.
DeleteImagine if the guy is to be a lady?
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He should take it to OLX ...#SellIt !
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ReplyDeleteIt can not be verified unlike that of a lady. So Mr, go and look for something else that is productive to do that will make you pay off your debts.
ReplyDeleteA male virgin easily cum or he is strange to the gloryhole.
DeleteOga u think say people be mugu??
ReplyDeleteHow are they going to confirm that you're a virgin?? Yeye man
Lol.wetin person no go hear
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ReplyDeleteI'm just fucking laughing here alone... So damn funny I swear. I pity the guy, I recomend onyx to try the guy out nah
ReplyDeleteDamn right, Onxy wud b d ryt candidate! Even u....
DeleteLol me? You wanna say you didn't enjoy me doing u last time? You kept yelling my name. Can a gay do that? Witch!
DeleteHe is truely a virgin.He doesnt know where the gloryhole is.
ReplyDeleteU want ladies to buy your virginity yet see your packaging! Bad dress sense and poor photography.... Besides, Dont you know women don't like virgin Men.....They love bad boys.... Bang that Veejaja until they climax....
ReplyDeleteLol women no want virgin man!
ReplyDeleteShow him d way, he will tank una wit sm bucks, lol.; d man sef dey craze..
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