Lol this is so funny..Like for real...
Chamangeni Zulu, from Malawi, has been hospitalised at Chipata General Hospital in Zambia, after he allowed the hyena to eat his manhood. & 3 toes.He told Times of Zambia
Chipata General Hospital acting medical superintendent Humphrey Chanda described Mr Zulu’s condition as stable.
Dr Chanda said the patient was brought to the hospital on Monday by some uniformed Police officers.
“Yes, it is true that he lost his manhood and three toes after being bitten by a hyena, but his condition is stable,”
Chamangeni Zulu, from Malawi, has been hospitalised at Chipata General Hospital in Zambia, after he allowed the hyena to eat his manhood. & 3 toes.He told Times of Zambia
“I came from Malawi and when I arrived in Chipata I met some business persons who told me that the best way to become rich was to sacrifice parts of my body.On 24th March, 2014 around 04:00 hours, I went to a bush where I was instructed to be naked and a hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten,”“Even if I have lost some important parts of my body, I still want to get rich,”He said the witchdoctor had not indicated the body parts that would be ‘lost’ and how, although he was told he would encounter a hyena.Mr Zulu said after the incident, he crawled to a nearby road where some Police officers picked him and took him to the hospital.He said he had stayed in Zambia for four months as he was doing ‘piecework’ to earn a living.
Chipata General Hospital acting medical superintendent Humphrey Chanda described Mr Zulu’s condition as stable.
Dr Chanda said the patient was brought to the hospital on Monday by some uniformed Police officers.
“Yes, it is true that he lost his manhood and three toes after being bitten by a hyena, but his condition is stable,”
Lmao ode
ReplyDeleteOde abi ode..d mumu is still smiling..
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ReplyDeleteEndtimes hyena biting
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha Omo see gobe,see what poverty can cause.endtime tinz sha
ReplyDeleteHehehehe mad man
ReplyDeleteLmfbao! Emeh thanks for making my day! Kisses!
ReplyDeleteGosh lol what a fool
ReplyDeleteLife on the fast lane!smh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteEgo Money Human.
ReplyDeletehey mister...are you sure you are not ibadan?*rawbone*
ReplyDeleteLmao what kind of foolishness is this
ReplyDeleteHehehehehe
ReplyDeleteThey have used Yu for sacrifice and yet Yu have not learnt Your lesson. Get ready to sacrifice Your life for riches...lol
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Hehehehe! poverty! it won't be well with you, see what you've caused! hope he has learnt his lesson.
DeleteOthers the inject tontoline 2 make it bigger u, u the sacrifice ur own 2 ibadan Agents. Bros,ur own no good. Try get sense while the sun shines. ITS PAYBACK(HuH!!)
ReplyDeleteMbok una beliv dat kinda story?de man sf luks like an hyena.
ReplyDeleteAll in the name of money this baga go allow make them chop off his priceless possession...... U are finished man.....
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Lol I'm sorry but this is funny! It's so sad though that his unfortunate circumstance lead him to such desperate action. The man doesn't even care that he has no penis and toes left.. His mind is still on money... Smh for the human race. Pity he can grow another penis
ReplyDelete*Cant! Lol if only penises grew on trees
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteNaw dis is DUMB
ReplyDeletethe bros stil they laugh even in pains.na this kind person urobo ppl they call onoriolulu.check ur urobo dictionary and tank me later*rawbone*
ReplyDeleteOriginal mumu. Oya Emeh, we will watch this space for the update on this silly man.
ReplyDeleteNa waoooo,though is better than killing another human for riches.
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