Man lets Hyena eat his genitals & 3 toes because a witch doctor said it would make him rich(Photo) | This Is Miss Petite Nigeria Blog

Monday 31 March 2014

Man lets Hyena eat his genitals & 3 toes because a witch doctor said it would make him rich(Photo)

Lol this is so funny..Like for real...
Chamangeni Zulu, from Malawi, has been hospitalised at Chipata General Hospital in Zambia, after he allowed the hyena to eat his manhood. & 3 toes.He told Times of Zambia
“I came from Malawi and when I arrived in Chipata I met some business persons who told me that the best way to become rich was to sacrifice parts of my body.On 24th March, 2014 around 04:00 hours, I went to a bush where I was instructed to be naked and a hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten,”“Even if I have lost some important parts of my body, I still want to get rich,”
He said the witchdoctor had not indicated the body parts that would be ‘lost’ and how, although he was told he would encounter a hyena.Mr Zulu said after the incident, he crawled to a nearby road where some Police officers picked him and took him to the hospital.He said he had stayed in Zambia for four months as he was doing ‘piecework’ to earn a living.
Chipata General Hospital acting medical superintendent Humphrey Chanda described Mr Zulu’s condition as stable.
Dr Chanda said the patient was brought to the hospital on Monday by some uniformed Police officers.
“Yes, it is true that he lost his manhood and three toes after being bitten by a hyena, but his condition is stable,”

25 comments:

  1. Endtimes hyena biting

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  2. Hahahahahaha Omo see gobe,see what poverty can cause.endtime tinz sha

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  3. Hehehehe mad man

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  4. Lmfbao! Emeh thanks for making my day! Kisses!

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  5. Gosh lol what a fool

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  6. Life on the fast lane!smh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. hey mister...are you sure you are not ibadan?*rawbone*

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  8. Lmao what kind of foolishness is this

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  9. They have used Yu for sacrifice and yet Yu have not learnt Your lesson. Get ready to sacrifice Your life for riches...lol

    #Zimama

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    1. Hehehehe! poverty! it won't be well with you, see what you've caused! hope he has learnt his lesson.

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  10. Others the inject tontoline 2 make it bigger u, u the sacrifice ur own 2 ibadan Agents. Bros,ur own no good. Try get sense while the sun shines. ITS PAYBACK(HuH!!)

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  11. Mbok una beliv dat kinda story?de man sf luks like an hyena.

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  12. All in the name of money this baga go allow make them chop off his priceless possession...... U are finished man.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  13. Lol I'm sorry but this is funny! It's so sad though that his unfortunate circumstance lead him to such desperate action. The man doesn't even care that he has no penis and toes left.. His mind is still on money... Smh for the human race. Pity he can grow another penis

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  14. *Cant! Lol if only penises grew on trees

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  15. Naw dis is DUMB

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  16. the bros stil they laugh even in pains.na this kind person urobo ppl they call onoriolulu.check ur urobo dictionary and tank me later*rawbone*

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  17. Original mumu. Oya Emeh, we will watch this space for the update on this silly man.

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  18. Na waoooo,though is better than killing another human for riches.

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