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Wednesday, 31 July 2013

Pastor arrested for telling members his manhood contained holy milk

An Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that his penis contains HOLY MILK. The criminal: Valdeci Sobreni Picano of Brazil.

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the "Holy Spirit", by using these foolish lies. This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of "sacred milk". This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that "the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit" and, of course, he had to release it in order to "evangelize".

According to one of his victims...


"He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did". Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation".

Lol this is funny. The funny part is not the pastor but the fact that some people actually believed him.
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28 comments:

  1. Anonymous31 July 2013 at 06:43

    This is unbelievable..... Dunno someone can still believe this kinda shit. God will never forgive that pastor cos he as sinned against the holy spirit.

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  2. Chinedu31 July 2013 at 06:47

    hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahha...

    Holy milk indeed

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  3. warm hearts31 July 2013 at 06:55

    WTF?some people can be deceived easily o.haba!

    Home

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  4. Anonymous31 July 2013 at 06:56

    Uhmmmm Wonders shall never end!!!

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  5. Anonymous31 July 2013 at 07:33

    Na only God fit judge this one

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  6. M31 July 2013 at 07:36

    Looooooiiling

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  7. Anonymous31 July 2013 at 08:09

    God don suffer. Choi

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  8. the real gay PREV31 July 2013 at 08:21

    I love dis pastor he shuld come and give me holy milk.. Choi guys on a 1st class trip 2 brazil prison

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    1. Anonymous31 July 2013 at 09:31

      Real gay pervert? Spits on you

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    2. the Real Gay perv31 July 2013 at 12:53

      Pls spit go and. Spit on ur grand fada n ur fada who I fucked all tru the nyt... Idiot

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    3. Anonymous2 August 2013 at 06:55

      Christ followers kindly read ur Bibles. That is just foolishness! Holy milk how? Are u idiots?

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  9. Anonymous31 July 2013 at 08:29

    The women and men who sucked his dick are the sick ones, not him. Spits

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    1. Anonymous2 August 2013 at 10:43

      D followers are stupid. I dnt blame him

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  10. Pwetty31 July 2013 at 09:30

    Lmaooooo holy Spirit ejaculating with his sperm...dull congregation

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  11. @EDDYSYFAR31 July 2013 at 09:36

    Shame N̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴͡ ðε̲̣̣̣̥Ɣ catch them say dem bliv dat kind lie. Holy sperm indeed

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  12. Anonymous31 July 2013 at 10:31

    Cock and bull story

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  13. Anonymous31 July 2013 at 11:16

    Mumu Congregation. I wonder why pple still believe these so called pastors. Tufiakwa. Holy milk indeed. Holy akamu nko? Nonsense

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  14. Anonymous31 July 2013 at 12:05

    I wonder why the press would waste their time interviewing some lame dull ass congregation with no thinking department upstairs! Evn a kid won't believe that,so if adults did,then they are insane and shld be all be taken to d nearest psychiatric hospital asap fr treatment,I don't pity em one bit. They are just a bunch of brainless losers!!! As fr d pastor,let God judge him,not fr deceiving them,buh for doing so in God's name. Afterall u hear alota things,U decide which to believe!so they acted of their own volition!!!!

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  15. osa31 July 2013 at 12:05

    Stupidity is taken over the congregation

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  16. Anonymous31 July 2013 at 13:12

    So these pastors don't even have respect for God again? God u are too merciful, as for d dumd follower, hope u aint fighting for justice? Costhe pastor did force. Any of u. Arrant nonsence

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  17. Anonymous31 July 2013 at 13:29

    Wow to think they were sucking to receive the holy Spirit is disgusting

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  18. Tunji31 July 2013 at 13:29

    I can bet this man is Igbo

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    1. Anonymous31 July 2013 at 13:34

      Idiot! did you not see his name that he is brazillian! Get your stat rights before you open that your gutter smelling mouth

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  19. annieluv31 July 2013 at 14:45

    Holy penis Α̲̅πϑ milk indeed! Some people are so guillible Α̲̅πϑ vulnerable smh. Who believe this kind of crap in 2013

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  20. Anonymous31 July 2013 at 19:04

    False prophet, brainless followers. Religion the people's opium.



    Mr anonymous

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  21. Anonymous31 July 2013 at 22:41

    @Tunji I can bet the congregation are mostly Yoruba

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  22. Anonymous1 August 2013 at 15:24

    disgusting!!!

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  23. Anonymous5 August 2013 at 17:47

    gross!!!

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