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Wednesday 31 July 2013

Pastor arrested for telling members his manhood contained holy milk

An Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that his penis contains HOLY MILK. The criminal: Valdeci Sobreni Picano of Brazil.

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the "Holy Spirit", by using these foolish lies. This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of "sacred milk". This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that "the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit" and, of course, he had to release it in order to "evangelize".

According to one of his victims...


"He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did". Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation".

Lol this is funny. The funny part is not the pastor but the fact that some people actually believed him.

28 comments:

  1. This is unbelievable..... Dunno someone can still believe this kinda shit. God will never forgive that pastor cos he as sinned against the holy spirit.

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  2. hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahha...

    Holy milk indeed

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  3. WTF?some people can be deceived easily o.haba!

    Home

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  4. Uhmmmm Wonders shall never end!!!

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  5. Na only God fit judge this one

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  6. God don suffer. Choi

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  7. the real gay PREV31 July 2013 at 08:21

    I love dis pastor he shuld come and give me holy milk.. Choi guys on a 1st class trip 2 brazil prison

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    1. Real gay pervert? Spits on you

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    2. the Real Gay perv31 July 2013 at 12:53

      Pls spit go and. Spit on ur grand fada n ur fada who I fucked all tru the nyt... Idiot

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    3. Christ followers kindly read ur Bibles. That is just foolishness! Holy milk how? Are u idiots?

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  8. The women and men who sucked his dick are the sick ones, not him. Spits

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    1. D followers are stupid. I dnt blame him

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  9. Lmaooooo holy Spirit ejaculating with his sperm...dull congregation

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  10. Shame N̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴͡ ðε̲̣̣̣̥Ɣ catch them say dem bliv dat kind lie. Holy sperm indeed

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  11. Cock and bull story

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  12. Mumu Congregation. I wonder why pple still believe these so called pastors. Tufiakwa. Holy milk indeed. Holy akamu nko? Nonsense

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  13. I wonder why the press would waste their time interviewing some lame dull ass congregation with no thinking department upstairs! Evn a kid won't believe that,so if adults did,then they are insane and shld be all be taken to d nearest psychiatric hospital asap fr treatment,I don't pity em one bit. They are just a bunch of brainless losers!!! As fr d pastor,let God judge him,not fr deceiving them,buh for doing so in God's name. Afterall u hear alota things,U decide which to believe!so they acted of their own volition!!!!

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  14. Stupidity is taken over the congregation

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  15. So these pastors don't even have respect for God again? God u are too merciful, as for d dumd follower, hope u aint fighting for justice? Costhe pastor did force. Any of u. Arrant nonsence

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  16. Wow to think they were sucking to receive the holy Spirit is disgusting

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  17. I can bet this man is Igbo

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    1. Idiot! did you not see his name that he is brazillian! Get your stat rights before you open that your gutter smelling mouth

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  18. Holy penis Α̲̅πϑ milk indeed! Some people are so guillible Α̲̅πϑ vulnerable smh. Who believe this kind of crap in 2013

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  19. False prophet, brainless followers. Religion the people's opium.



    Mr anonymous

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  20. @Tunji I can bet the congregation are mostly Yoruba

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  21. disgusting!!!

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