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Friday, 5 June 2015

Ouch! Man fractures penis while having sex with girlfriend (Photo)

A romantic night in with his girlfriend went badly wrong for one enthusiastic lover - when he 'fractured' his penis while having sex.Alan Parke who was bed-bound for two months afterwards - admitted:
I've never known pain like it.": "I was jumping around with the pain. "We were just having sex, I was on the bottom and Clarissa was on top.All of a sudden I heard something snap. I've never known pain like this, it was absolutely excruciating.Clarissa was trying to calm me down because I was jumping around. It was the worst pain I've ever experienced."We went to Letterkenny General Hospital and the doctors there said it was the first time they'd ever seen anything like it.They sent us to Galway where I was told the penis was fractured.There's no bone in there but I was still told it was a fracture. There was blood everywhere, I couldn't control it."
Alan had to have his penis put in a sling after the operation but he said the taunts of fellow patients in the hospital left him riled up.
"One patient kept laughing at the pain I was in.I was off work for eight weeks, in bed the whole time.And the blood just kept on flowing.In the first two weeks I had to call an ambulance seven times because I couldn't control the bleeding.
"A public nurse would also call out to change the dressing on the injury. I was in absolute bits."

Culled from Uk Mirror

26 comments:

  1. Eyahh! Enjoyment gone wrong :(

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  2. Oooops!!!! Caught in the act* Is it Karma @ work?

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  3. Oh! So sorry from pleasure to pressure

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  4. Lmao very funny,I bet the girl was riding @a high speed.

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  5. Eyaa, but hop it's still working n in good shape.

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  6. Hahhaahhahahhaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ed dreams/SVC have you heard?! The lady tho! Riding gone terribly wrong.

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    1. FOM, abeg wetin I do you tell me? Oya I dey sorry no vex.. Lol. IT IS WELL

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  7. That's what happens when chinese dick meets hungary pussy!!!!!

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  8. Damn! That girl dey ride fire.
    IamAdelarry

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  9. Oyinbo ooooooooooooooo....He heard a sound while doing press up..Lord have mercy !!!!-Pst.Chekeleke

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  10. So this is true!!!! Una don hear am, missionary position is the safest! Krkrkrkkrkrrk

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  11. Na wa oooo! Na missionary journey sure pass

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  12. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    No woman will ever climb me abeg....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  13. Over weight lady! but do fracture occur where there is no bone? i think it should be a cut.

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    1. its the vein maybe that y its so painful. Ehen! Ed dreamz and SVC take note.

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  14. Emeh, you wrote photo on the caption
    #longhiss

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  15. Chai....I better stick to doggy and missionary abeg....maybe use spoon position once in a while..

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  16. I never knew penis has a bone?! Wow what a silly lie

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