Let me tell you all a story of a woman who missed the opportunity to being a millionaire just because she wouldn't listen to that voice saying " don't fight, just leave"
This happened in Cameroon....
I went to buy some fish at a beach in Limbe Town .As I was paying for my fish, a middle aged woman walked towards the guys who I just bought fish from and as expected, they diverted their attention to this woman whom they presumed was a better customer. They weren't wrong.
She sought to know how much the biggest fish in the lot costs. I had never seen a fish so big(Unless on TV) but she wanted the fish. After alot of back and forth arguments, they reached a compromise. After paying for this huge fish,the guy who sold the fish told her she had to pay to slice it because, there were other guys who made money from cutting fish.
Then the problem started
"Why should I pay you to cut the fish?It is your Job and you must cut it.Do you want me to carry a big fish like this without slicing it?"She ranted at the top of her voice. The fish vendor was adamant
"Madam I no dey cut fish.If you wan cut am,pay this guy here, he go cut am.I dey sell fish here,i no fit stop wetin I dey do, cut the fish"Their heated exchange continued and attracted some other people who were around.Within minutes, several women had gathered and begged the lady to just ignore the boy or pay someone-else to cut the fish.It all fell on deaf ears.
Then the woman told the boy to return her money and take his fish,since he couldn't cut it.In annoyance, he obliged and dipped his hands into his pockets when an elderly man who had witnessed the whole exchanged talked to him
"My son,a customer is always right.Please cut the fish.It wont take anything out of you to do it.You will be amazed at how that single act, will change your life"This young man had a change of heart, and decided to cut her fish.The woman felt triumphant and didn't even have the courtesy to thank the old man who was now walking away.
I was now angry that once again, she had been given preference over me. I just wanted to pay for my crabs and leave.Then as he cut the belly of this fish, the unexpected happened. He found a polythene bag tightly wrapped in the fish's belly.He was just about to discard it when on a second thought, he decided to open it and lo!There it was,100 dollar bills rolled and tied with a band..
We were in shock when the woman screamed"Give me my money and my fish"..The guy said "Which fish?Which money""? He got into his pocket quickly counted her money and made to return it to her, she screamed "Theif, theif oh""
This attracted alot of passerby's as the woman had already held him by the shirt screaming for him to bring the money which he had put in his pocket.So, the boy kept insisting that he was not selling the fish again and she said"He had sold the fish already so whatever was found in there was hers..He said she didnt pay for cutting the fish anyway,and she was in tears"
So, since many people didn't know how the rift started,they forced the boy to count the money after she narrated how money was found in the fish's belly.
They counted and Lo it was $7,000. The crowd went crazy as the chief of fish sellers association was called and he said the money should be handled to him and they would decide. It turned to a free for all argument as people declined and the boy and his gang refused to let go of the money.
Someone called the Police and after narrating the story, the Police man called for backup. They came in their numbers and the chief of Police asked the Boy" Where did you see this Money"? He said in the fish's belly. He said "That means it must have been money belonging to a trader or anyone who was involved in a ship wreck since a number of ships had capsized. The crowd agreed. As some were suggesting the money be shared, the Police Chief ordered everyone to be silent and said " Who owns the sea where the fish was Caught"? A few people mumbled, "The Government"
He smiled and said "So, this fish is government fish and everything in the belly belongs to the government "
We were stunned and watched the police men take the money, and the fish as "Exhibit" Now.. the woman was rolling on the floor, calling on God to strike down her enemies who made her miss this opportunity. Then an old man who had begged her earlier to leave with the uncut fish told her " Madam, God is not striking down anybody. He spoke to you through me and many others to take the fish and go, you didn't Listen" That was God talking to you
Did I forget to say she didn't hear the last thing he said because she had fainted..lol
Discretion is the better part of valour but emeh most nigerians dont just get it.
ReplyDeleteJust like ur English is not understandable. Nice one Emeh. Cracked me up and i say it's difficult to know when to walk away
DeleteHahahahahahahahahhhahahaha the last line killed me. Fainted. I once saw 2dollars inside a second hand bag I bough. I use am buy condom
ReplyDeleteOshi crap@condom,me I saw a gold chain in a second hand short(a big gold o)sold it 4 75k.
Deletehahahahaha i am rolling on the floor not just laughing but crying at the same time for that woman.
ReplyDeletei mean danm damn damn!! was that woman cursed or something?and as for the police..no comment
ReplyDeleteEme y the fuck will you piss me off by writing a story that refers to that migid country called Cameroon,when its not been up to 24hrs a stupid Cameroon reader came here to insult Nigerians.i thought you are smarter than this.infact you are the one giving this useless little non existing African countries the right to compare themselves to us.
ReplyDelete@chika why start trouble where trouble is not.what do you want to gain by insulting other nations?what?
DeleteWhere is the bitch who insulted cameroon. Show ur face. U stupid thieves called Nigerians keep running your mouth. U want war on this blog and we will give it to u.
DeleteNigerians this is the united nations peace keeping force. I plead with you to hold your fire. I repeat nigeria pls hold your fire. We dont want war. Do not shot.
Deletemr or miss un peace keeping force.are you still alive?????i am guessing you have been gunned down already because you came for a fight thats not yours.idiot wannabe
DeleteDat country? Hmmmmmmm.Read Juicy Gist HERE
ReplyDeleteBTW the story is so funny.i cant even imagine what the people involved went through after the incident.
ReplyDeleteChika u be wild termite
ReplyDelete@anon you be wild cockroach
ReplyDeleteLike seriously!chika,dis story is funny??like seriously!..*yawns
ReplyDeleteEmeh,my evening is already too boring..do not make me depressed.
you foolish pandora's box you better start getting depressed already.coz you just signed up for real depression for blasting my Emeh
DeletePandora, you need to have your skull examined
Deletehahahaha
ReplyDeleteyou this linda ikeji impersonator take your frustrated butt outta here thats if you even have one
DeleteLol this blog readers eh
Deletelol... U are a good story teller...
ReplyDeleteAm new here and am liking what am seeing... Keep it up
Lol Emeh u do have ur way with words. Keep it up
ReplyDeleteMY GOD THIS IS TOO BAD TO BE TRUE.GOSH I PITY THE BOTH OF THEM.THATS WHY ITS REALLY GOOD TO LISTEN TO YOUR INNER VOICE SOMETIMES
ReplyDeletekai,i guess its davil's money and the woman in question is Godly.thats y she didnt get the money
ReplyDeleteLol what a story esp the part where she fainted
ReplyDeletebut these Nigerians stupid o.why would any of you want to start a fight with people from other healthier african nations?it just shows the world how retarted,full of shit and empty vessels you can be.instead of facing boko haram you are here insulting people that are obviously better than you.faggots
ReplyDeleteNice story Emeh!!! Patience is always key in life
ReplyDeleteAre u for real? Patience ke? Are u sure u read the story? What has patience got to do with it? *rolls eyes and drops mic! Mscheeew!!! Read oh! It will save ur life
Deleteomg!7,000dollers inside fish belle.cant b real.i mean and the crowd let the police walk away ?well that only happens in other African countries.Nigerians would never be that dumb to let mopo/police walk away now,they even carry the fish as exibit abi evidence.them no well
ReplyDeleteOf course Nigerians the blood thirsty animals would have killed themselves over the money. But civilized people know money is not the ultimate
ReplyDeleteOloshi!!!!
ReplyDeleteNice one. raqueldaily.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteLol, y she faint nw
ReplyDeletePlease let's behave ourselves, what I wud like to know is who started this war amongst Ghana, Nigeria and Cameroun, Common guys! This is highly unnecessary, what I would like to tell my fellow Nigerians is that we re all Africans we re one, and when all these other west African countries start beefing us, let them be!After all they might just feel inadequate as Nigerian things seem to be the one dominating
ReplyDeleteHAhaha! This just made my day!!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't feel sorry for the woman at all. It serves her right. No one has the right to be that rude, no matter if you are a customer or the owner of a business. Not even a thank you to the old man that convinced the fish seller to help cut it.
I feel sorry (somewhat) for the poor fish seller sha. Maybe if he wasn't so greedy and had given the woman some of it, the police wouldn't have been called in.
These police men shaaaa.
#learner anybody can come up with dis story ..poor literature predictable plot.
ReplyDeleteAs predictable as your poverty stricken self. Go write ur own let's comment. Pig brain @ Emmanuel
ReplyDeleteWhat a boring write up!....goes back to playing scrabble.
ReplyDeleteRachel