I have heard of cases where someone's name has been a constant source of embarrassment to him/her.If you think your name is that bad,checkout Senegalese superstar Akon's real name.
Aliaune Damala Badara Akon Thiam.
Nextime you want to be ashamed of yours,Checkout mine Emeleke lebongnu Achanga(Straight face)
But if you see me pass by and wanna holla @ your girl, call me Miss Emeh or emepretty or Miss Petite. If you say Emeleke,I no go answer you oo.lol
lol. u're crazy Eme,lol
ReplyDeleteYou are funny.....
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hahahaha.u've got me cracking up.lol.lebongnu
ReplyDeleteu are one hell of a clown sis.lol
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny!!!!!!πππππππππ
ReplyDeleteNa u be dis?which papa born dis piking??u funny die.lmaooooo
ReplyDeletehilarious. so akon get that kain wowo name since abi?? o.k we don see ihh yansh now. #BIGDICKROCKS
ReplyDeletebig d for the last time change your name or else.
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Very funny miss Emeleke :)
ReplyDeleteNna na wah °˚°ΒΊo! Which kain yeye advert b dis mr big paynis?
ReplyDeleteU tink u r d only 1 on earth with som'in huge? Check well sef,e go b tooth pick weh dey d traza *rme* na pipu weh no get dey make noise pass. Park well jare (˘̯˘ )
Emeleke I see u (^ΩΌ^)
M'unique.
lmao...
DeleteEmeleke lebongnu :p funny post, and i thot my name was long
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahhAhahah...happy I made y'all laugh..
ReplyDeleteYes I had to swaggalize(gbagaun)my name from Emeleke to Emeh or emesexy.lol
Your comments make it all worthwhile
Emeleke jst rythymic wit Lekeleke in my language.Bt me no go lie,u funny die!
ReplyDeleteLol welcome to miss petite Adewolu.
ReplyDeleteI see all ur comments
are you serieous?
ReplyDeleteNow this funny emeh.. Erm.. Emelekepe..
ReplyDeleteLooooooooooooool lebongnu
ReplyDeleteFoolish idiot emeh! Local bastard
ReplyDeleteIt's 2013.Hating on someone obviously better than you ain't in vouge. Try sending me an email emepretty@gmail.com and i'll help you better your frustrated life.
DeleteTill then,keep posting ur retarded comments.Just thought I should let you know i'm not feeble minded to hide under the guise of anonymous and reply you.
@ Emeh the person was obviously rude but u dint have to stoop down to saying 'hating on someone better than u' what makes u think you are better than the person? U just came across as proud and there are better ways to state ur point
ReplyDeleteFor someone to get on someones blog n call the person a local bastard,of course she is better than her.so emeh u did well.
DeleteWhat warranted that derogatory and insultive comment? I believe that you Ebube were the one behind that anonymous comment or it would have been offensive to you rather than caring about Emeh's reply. Some people are just foolish and frustrated sadists, who find blogs&bloggers to vent their frustrations on. Truly hating for nothing...go Emeh...go Emeh, nothing do you jor. On a lighter note I would have wished that came from a Jim Iyke to you, dat would have been better fun.
ReplyDeleteTuale!!!
Hi. Emem I sent you a mail yesterday dint get any reply from you*sad face* Hope to hear from you *kisses*
ReplyDeleteEmeleke bring your ass***** here
ReplyDeleteDon't mind the stupid emeh! For her mind she has arrived cos she blogs rubbish and old news....my dear you steal all ur fake news fron nairaland and also from twitter! U r fake as shit,I even see you comment on linda's ikeji blog for cheap popularity,u r indeed a big fool and I wud send u my mail and number,so u wud knw am d person,I knw u very well and I hate ur fake life idiot and poor girl with a dead and poverty striken family!
ReplyDeleteJoan...hw can u be so stupid.. u claim she's 4rm a poor family!! Has She ever begged u 4 money to put Food on her table...U no go die well..
DeleteAmen to what u said chumarh!
Deleteoh joan,,,,so pity your sorry life...you should be somewhere thinking of how to make your life better,,,why don"t you remove the dirty log in your eyes first...
DeleteJoan bitch.Coming from one hater to another,you fucked up big time.Hate with class na.Just coz Emeh posyed a comment u rush reply with ur first name?Lol.it shows you visit this blog as often as 1000 times a day,u follow her progress and u even mentioned u know her very well.U have failed the haters test and my verdict is,u are just a cheap ashawo who cant believe someone she knows so well is excelling.
ReplyDeleteIm a hater too.I hate on people's progress and used to even post a few hate comments here,till I realized,its only pulling me down.
Bitch get a life
Joan,ur sick and need help.
ReplyDeleteMehhh,U Naijas can be mean ohh,seriously.Emeh maybe u go start screen befor eu publish ohh,dont give haters the room to say trash.Next time,just ignore.Keep doing yr thing gal! I check on u eeveryday!
ReplyDeleteCamer chic!
someone should step up to blogging instead of just posting derogatory comments and find out how easy it is to even blog stale news. Someone should get education on media trends and journalism. News are not fabricated but reported. Emeleke, if you know you are not busy enough to be answering some posts, please I have cobwebs all over my store and you can come by this weekend for clean-up. I am sure there were people who knew Oprah very well in her struggling growing years too. Afterall I know a president who grew up not 'wearing shoes'.
ReplyDeleteEme pls screen ur comments
ReplyDeleteDon't mind the people asking u to screen comments ooo the fun of blog is insults and crazy Ppl like joan! Haters must hate,with time u can now strt d screening bt for now jst leave it auto cos me am enjoying the comments,jst learn to wear a thick skin and forget about haters! I love your blog so much
ReplyDeleteHaters are not just a distraction...they help you get better too. I agree with this. Just get numb and get going. Some of your haters will pay however much to come watch your show someday...just mark that. only u dont know them by face.
Deletethis comparison of ur local name n akons name, is it every year u repeat d story? u obviously dont have what to write about. mcheeeeeew
ReplyDeleteWhy do u guys hate theis emeh this much? Abi the chick get mouth and body odour loooooolz
ReplyDeleteHaters make una go hug transformer jor
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha
ReplyDeleteThis Joan character's stupidity is plain hilarious. Lmao!
So news don become property weh dem dey tiff? Kiakiakiakia
I won't even bother 2 point out all the meaningless trash she spewed..... But Emeh I swear if u let this half-wit called Joan get 2 u,it'l b disappointing.
Not worth ur anger at all.
*laughs and shakes ikebe outta here*
Abeg make una pity Emem. I abuse her sometimes but this is too much. My only problem I have wif her is the stale gist she posts. And it always seems she sis copying from Linda ikeji.
ReplyDeleteWhy do u pple hate for no reason..News can b stale nd recent,in as much as a get a good laugh,dat is wat is important,nd note linda ikeji aint no originator of no gist,jes cos NTA reports a case,doesn't mean STV can't do likewise..Emeh u rock,am one of ur biggest fan,looking forward Ο̅☺ seeing u at d top..God bless u
ReplyDeleteLmao emeh is replying as anon! Keep defending ur stupidity in disguise of anonymous phoooooooooooooooool!
ReplyDeleteChei ya'ah! *smh*
DeleteWho do u dis kain thing?
I feel sorry 4 u °˚°ΒΊo! Joan.
Stop making a fool of yourself na,pity yourself small.
Joan or whatever u call urself,ur a big FOOlll
ReplyDeletehaaaa this Joan still come back here?Babe ur so addicted to this blog o.Suck belle make shirt fine.Asshole
ReplyDeletestupid joannnnnnnnn na jealousy go kill u there, i guess u can't do wothout visiting emeh's blog every second, continue hating, while she's there blowing. u called her a poor girl, from a poor family, GOD will lift her up, and she wil be d pride of her family. U will live to beg emeleke food. Mark my word. I love u so much emeh, and am so proud of u. I visit ur blog everyday, keep it up girl GOD BLESS YOU!!!
ReplyDeletestupid joannnnnnnnn na jealousy go kill u there, i guess u can't do wothout visiting emeh's blog every second, continue hating, while she's there blowing. u called her a poor girl, from a poor family, GOD will lift her up, and she wil be d pride of her family. U will live to beg emeleke food. Mark my word. I love u so much emeh, and am so proud of u. I visit ur blog everyday, keep it up girl GOD BLESS YOU!!!
ReplyDeleteJoan u are a hater I dislike u wit passion. Emeh carrygo, d sky is ur beginning.
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