Ace comedian Ali Baba took time to explain the rationale behind men leaving women with 'dream bodies' like Amber Rose and Blac Chyna..He wrote on Instagram
"I would have just left this picture to do the talking since they say a picture can tell, but in these days of photoshopping and half processed thoughts, one needs to make it explicitly clear for the import of some messages to sink home. I have said it before, no matter how beautiful a car is on the outside, if the engine don "knock", it's just a beautiful car. Not a functional car. Same way you will meet a girl with all the attributes, but her head no dey house, so when those wire touch. You go hear am. She may be a 38DD, but a DinDinrin in R-E-S-P-E-C-T department.A babe with great figure may not be able to figure out how to manage money. She is only a gimme gimme gimme. Faithfulness is not a given. So, if a babe has all the curves in the right places, it doesn't mean you can place her on a relationship curve. There are a lot it takes to keep a man. For some men, the "5B Basic rule" suffices. Brains. Behavior. Beauty. Body. Business mind. All other things can follow. If you have the milk shake, curves and are well endowed, they SURELY will bring all the boys in da yard... (More)
But keeping them in the yard is another whole nine yard FINALLY! Let's look at a scenario where you meet a lady with all that you see in this picture and finally, you REALIZE that she does not have what will make you want to run back home always after work. Go figure! Oh by the way, this is a two way street. There are guys who look like Denzel Washington, But will beat you black and blue. Had to say that before some people use me to catch groove again about my always talking of women. But seeing that I am not into men, I will leave that to those so inclined!Very often we meet people who go "Ahhh now! How can he walk out on such a sweet sexy girl?" Hey! Slow down! Try, spend a week with that same girl, you will repent! Sexy DOESNT make hot meals o! Don't think everything is as they seem OO. The duck in the pool may be gliding smoothly but under the water away from your eyes, the ducks feet are extra busy just to keep the cool duck going... In conclusion I will say, until you walk a few steps in some people's shoes, don't blame them for walking so slow or too fast or not taken a step. LOBATAN"
I believe you!
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DeleteWell said.
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DeleteHmmmmmm,oro ti o mu ogbon wa.
ReplyDeleteSo on point.... That's y I will always respect Alibaba.... He never fails to tell it as it is.... 100% like
ReplyDeleteIsorayt, same as those that come n pretend holier than thou 4 blogs coz they're looking 4 marriage. Take them home naa and see if you'll keep them 4 long! U dont kno the person till u're with them! Dem go always do nice comments coz they're tryin 2 trap 1 mugu.............kr kr krkrrrrrr
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lol Belinda I swear u no well.
DeleteFor once I agree with Belinda huhuhuhuhhhu.Those people better repent before I start calling out their names.
DeleteLol ...
DeleteTruth, I miss you! IT IS WELL
DeleteAbeggy,wiz cheated on Amber yes bcause of his insatiable sexual desire,she posting all dis nudes is just cuz she's lonely nd probably seeking attention duh
ReplyDeleteWell for me Im Hot and not ready to change for anyone.Any man that can't stand me should STFU and get lost.Ali Baba face Ur work and leave women alone,while at it ask ur wife to loose some weight
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Hahahahahah,thank you no shaking well said,,I get pissed when most of his writeups directed to women
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DeleteSumptuous and no shaking, I feel ur pain.....Its the way an old woman feels when bag of bones is mentioned in a conversation....
DeleteNo worry, we will still be here when u clock 45 with that altitude....
Talk about alibaba's wife to loose weight when u r ashamed to show ur face....Tribal mark tinz
Mumu Ezzy,ashamed to show my face? Hahahahahaha just say you wnt to see my face oh well you can goggle me on sdk blog..I chose to remove my pix my busisness...its you that that would get to 50witout being marrried.old papa youngie like you..its ur type that would stil dump a good woman,wit d nicest character..rubbish thst my opinion y'all should leave us alone women r under too much pressure to be dis nd dat..whilst the men r there doing lil or nothing to better themselves mtcheww
DeleteLmao, I should goggle u and get disappointed at making the effort? Next time dear...
DeleteThere is a difference BTW nice women and virtuous ones...
Nice women concentrate on being nice that is why they get used like a mop and get dumped...
Virtuous women Dont care about being nice..they do what necessary..Their men love and respect them cos they never disrespect him but will never be used..Their power comes from their mind, and not from their body shape...
So Nina, nice women are short term, virtuous ones are long term....
@Ezzy Ur one of those cowards we have parading themselves as men.Old papa Youngy don't go and make money,stay there and clock 60 waiting for who will lick ur dirty shit filled anus. Gone are those days when useless men treat women like shit and expect them to take it all coz they feel they are God.Ali baba and the rest of other guys with his dirty mentality should either turn gay or leave ladies the hell alone.We don't kiss ass and a guy dat can't take me for who I am is not worthy of me and is absence will be celebrated.My pic isn't up coz I don't want perverts like u drooling over my pic while bin naked at night,so I'm simply protecting myself. ur likes can't even keep a girl.Go and invest Ur time wisely and leave ladies alone.Ignoramus
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@Ezzy And to think with all the rubbish U typed 12:29 u didn't make one single point at all.Keep ur sermons for ur gf and ur future generations they will need it more coz U've lost this one
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Hahahaha....Chaii....Anytime I get these kind of reaction from women....it just means one thing....I drove my point home!
DeleteIts OK dearies..... Whatever makes u sleep well at night, keep reassuring urselfs....Just Dont forget the Truth...Catch u later...Business tinz
Buhahahahahah,I dnt expect you to tell me u checked me out huh its okay,, na realy Sermon ontop. Woman matter virtous kor nice nee fucktard like you
DeleteNow Ur going for business,no come and stay in the kitchen and wash plates for me let's continue the debate Mr Commissioner on women affairs.Better go and make money coz no woman is ready to manage a broke dude.Coz even at 60 ul still be begging for a wife
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Chineke God...na so una don discuss my matter reach?? I really injure una...Chaii...@No shaking and Nina, Hmmm....Which pain una sef...The entering menupause while single or the fact that my "sermon" drop some words which u guys relate with....Words like mop,used, dumped...
DeleteIts Ok...Dont take it too seriously...Hmmmm...it wasn't intentional..
well said
ReplyDeleteWell u r right but I think it's a two way thing, men also have der own. Everybody want n wish for d total package but not willing to compromise.
ReplyDeleteToo many fucking rules forr women,bend dis way do dis,don't do dis...a man that would cheat would cheat nd leave you,even if you like have the best character,nd the most beautiful body ever.whooosai
ReplyDeleteVery correct ...
ReplyDeleteSame goes to the men!
I can't even stand a man without content.
Voetsekkkkkkkkkkkkk! Um even tired of all the bloody rules; do this, talk like this, dress like this, carry yo nyash like this, bla bla blaDI yah!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha,belinda as in ehn mtchew abeggy live your life,just be responsible dats it. Too much rules ruin the sweetness of life
DeleteNo matter how good of a woman you are, you will never be good enough for a man who isn't ready to take you in..!!!
ReplyDeleteGbammest comment!!
DeleteGBAM!
DeleteThank you somuch steveosky...my fave relationship quote of all time
Deletewell said...
ReplyDeleteSo true,some women just believe in their curves,nothing dey upstairs
ReplyDeleteSame reason u cant have an interesting conversation with her for more than 2mins...Nothing up there!
DeleteOn point
DeleteHahahah,you probably have been meeting ur type,cuz you've gat nothing upstairs too and can barely keep a conversation going Ezzy
DeleteSumptuous...Should i start trading words with u?
DeleteHahahahah,was minding my business when you called me out nd I'm gonna give it to you nonsense nd ingredient
Delete@Ezzy if you're smart enough u will be able 2 get a conversation out of her empty skull, not unless you're the same bunch!
ReplyDeleteSMH! some pps like thinking they're intelligent...........feeling funky abi
Oh, Belinda....how can u get water out of an empty bucket or take food out of an empty pot? Think na....Its called conversation... meaning two pple conversing, Sharing information and being inquisitive about that information...How u have a conversion with someone who is dry upstairs!
DeleteChai Belinda....so u r one of those gals??
It all about character, if they like have waist size of 30 or 40. If you don't have a good character men will only chop and dump you# Ali Baba nice one# -Pst.Chekeleke
ReplyDeleteOn point Belinda.
ReplyDelete@Ezzy um one of those girls that will clean yo pockets dry!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, back to the point if really you're smart then anything is possible! I can not sit with u and not be able 2 get a conversation out of you.....not unless um not interested!
@Belinda, I just Dont drop words out of ignorance....A gal can be interested in u yet when talking with her,I can't talk much with her cos she isn't inquisitive..For any conversation to make sense both have to be inquisitive enough...I used to think it was cos she was shy which was true in some cases...
ReplyDeleteAs for cleaning my pockets dry, well, when u get too wet, I will help squeeze u dry!
I see your profile says CEO Chucking merchandise.I guess you mean chucking women up and down.Back to the matter, are your arms real or photoshopped?Looking for a slave and you fit the criteria.huhuhuhuhuhu
Delete@truth...U try...How long did it take u to cook that one up?...
DeleteChucking women up and down....Lol..U really try...when I get ur time, u go bite itself
@Belinda, the mirror gal.....U don start wetin u ho fit finish walahi...
true talk jari,most of pretty ladyz hv bad character, thinki that pretty could tk them t any were,if u are pretty but ur carac is zero u are nothing t them,not all about beauty
ReplyDelete@Ezzy you're beginning to sound like a confused woman wrapper, u cnt keep track of your conversations. You're the one who brought up the issue of them hiding their faces (when u r ashamed to show ur face) and when Nina tells you where to find the face you just turn the convo around to something else.
ReplyDeleteBack 2mine, LOL: "@Belinda, I just Dont drop words out of ignorance" so who does?
Anyway, do not worry about me getting wet coz um always protected... but i guess yo pockets are already empty!
@Ezzy, no u have not driven any point home in fact you're far frm home if there's any home 2 drive 2 in d 1st place. I know that kind of laugh, its the get fans 2 laugh with u laugh when in fact there's nothing 2 laugh abt. Also u have no business anywhere, u're just trying 2 b a guy man like your mates.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't help but LAUGH OUT LOUD @ Truth's comment at 13:01! not just laugh, BURST LAUGH! HAHAHAHAHAH @ chucking women up and down!!!!
ReplyDeleteBuhahahahahah that got me rotfl too,truth's head is there that's Ezzy's specialty chucking women up and down (his type tho) probably those lil ones lmfao
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