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Saturday 10 January 2015

Buhari can't remember his own phone number-President Jonathan

 President Goodluck Jonathan on Friday during a rally in Enugu said that the All Progressives Congress candidate, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd), cannot remember his own mobile phone number.GEJ said though he didn't like to“go personal during campaigns,” “sometimes circumstances demand that certain things must be said.”..He was reacting to various statements by Buhari during APC's own campaign
“Is it now that Buhari cannot even remember his own phone number that he can change the economy of the country.” Jonathan asked.
“We cannot run the government as if we are in the medieval age; we cannot run a government where somebody said he would throw people into jail.
You are not a medieval king – a medieval king can throw you into jail but we have to follow the rule of law because we cannot go back to the old days.” “They are telling young Nigerians that they are going to change the economy but they have not told us how they want to manage the economy more than us.If they say they want to change agriculture, they should tell us the weak links in the agriculture value chain and what they want to do about it.I said in Lagos that I want to work with young people, not to deceive people.I am not going to run the government based on my habits, I am going to run the government according to global best practices.”

34 comments:

  1. It's ironical that the man our president found worthy of giving an award is no longer good enough for anything. Why give him an award if he was such a unworthy fellow in the first place?

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    1. My thought exactly...GEJ is just so scared of GMB cos he fears losing d election. I won't b surprise if history is made in Naija dis time around, an incumbent president will lose an election

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    2. All of the awards are political.Mention any of the awardees that deserve it.

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  2. I don't reckon with Buhari... Dissing him won't change anything though !!!

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  3. Politics! Today u found him worthy to give an award. Tomorrow u say he can't remember his own fone number. Uncle Jona, diaris God oooo!

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  4. Gej is taking a swipe at BMG again. U don't campaign fighting other people rather tell us what u can do.

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    1. Exactly! Its one of the stupid things that is common among politicians in Nigeria. They keep throwing jabs at themselves and also wash their dirty linen in public.

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    2. Precisely!!! He should tell us his achievements and tell us how he plans to improve on them and work more on new things. He should not expend his energy on abuses.

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  5. This our president has no sense oooo. Is it only Buhari that is contesting for the seat? Why going personal? Mtchwwwww. If you can't handle the heat in the kitchen then get out of the kitchen. Clueless

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  7. GEJ, Don't try to cover the whole sky with the palm of your hand.... If he covers his own eyes, but the sky is still there and can not be denied its existence. IT IS WELL

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  8. Should we just assume GEJ is a confused aspirant for the PDP.......

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  9. Thank Goodness I don't vote!!!!

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  10. They are both illiterates and I can prove it

    No shaking

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  11. MR EDDY said.
    Old men behaving like my younger ones.
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    ^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~wishes u happy new year.

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  12. That's y I hate politics with a passion..today is one story tomorrow is different thing entirely

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  13. see gej won copy person homework,lolz,y shud he tell u his means 2 an end,na expo na

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  14. GEJ pls we need a change!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! buhari 2015

    #beyjayblueivy#

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  15. GEJ ilove. They behave like kids.everyone is suppose to defend themselves. APC have been doin this for a year and u supported it. It times for defence and winning.

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  16. What's d biggie? I can't remember my numbers as well! !

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  17. But APC started 1st by calling PGEJ clueless corrupt bla bla bla.. Meanwhile they are the most corrupt politicians in Nigeria. Someone that doesn't have a certificate and some that fails profusely in all his military exams now want to rule us. Baaaa....

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  18. But APC started 1st by calling PGEJ clueless corrupt bla bla bla.. Meanwhile they are the most corrupt politicians in Nigeria. Someone that doesn't have a certificate and some that fails profusely in all his military exams now want to rule us. Baaaa....

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  19. But APC started 1st by calling PGEJ clueless corrupt bla bla bla.. Meanwhile they are the most corrupt politicians in Nigeria. Someone that doesn't have a certificate and some that fails profusely in all his military exams now want to rule us. Baaaa....

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  20. But APC started 1st by calling PGEJ clueless corrupt bla bla bla.. Meanwhile they are the most corrupt politicians in Nigeria. Someone that doesn't have a certificate and some that fails profusely in all his military exams now want to rule us. Baaaa....

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  21. ....insulences on his wife, etc, let GEJ be..
    #TvDuEL#

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  22. APC is made up of people from PDP. They are PDP waste basket

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  23. GEJ, you have been Nigeria's president for 6 years, if the way you have been leading us is on par with best global standards, them humanity is in trouble.

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  24. ANOTHER FOUR YEARS UNDER PDP WILL RUN NIGERIA AGROUND

    1. Worsening insecurity

    a. Boko Haram
    i) Over 13,000 killed, according to BBC over 1.5 million people displaced, 276 Chibok girls yet to be rescued, 10 months and counting.
    ii) Boko Haram is spreading from Adamawa, Yobe, Borno and Abuja to Gombe, Bauchi, Kano, next state(s) could just be yours.
    iv) Loss of villages, towns, cities and territories to Boko Haram.
    b. Kidnapping has become widespread across the federation.

    2. Monumental corruption and nepotism

    a. Missing $20bn from the coffers of NNPC yet to be explained.
    b. Diezani Alison-Madueke: ₦10bn Private Jet Scandal.
    c. Diezani Alison-Madueke: $25mn House acquired in Austria, Vienna.
    d. John Yusuf: ₦27bn Pension fraud.
    e. Abdulrasheed Maina: ₦21bn Pension funds embezzlement.
    f. Farouk Lawan: $500,000 bribe.
    g. Stella Oduah: ₦255mn BMW salon cars.
    h. Pardoning of ex-convicts and dropping of charges against friends – DSP Alamieyeseigha, Bode George, Femi Fani Kayode, Mohammed Abacha, Al-Mustapha.
    i. Petrol subsidy scam: Nobody has been prosecuted till date.
    j. Continuing Kerosene subsidy fraud despite the product being fully deregulated. ₦91bn included in 2015 FGN Budget proposal.
    k. Creation of emergency billionaires – Asari Dokubo, Ayiri Emami, Government Tompolo.
    l. Oritsejafor: $15mn private jet arms deal scandal.
    m. Continued environmental degradation of the Niger-Delta through oil spill.
    n. Continuing oil theft. Over 300,000 barrels of crude oil was stolen on daily basis in 2013.
    o. Militants now contracted to secure national waterways.
    p. Transparency international ranks Nigeria 136th out of 175 economies surveyed on corruption index. Put another way, Nigeria is the 39th most corrupt country in the world.
    q. US State Department Global Human Rights Report: ‘Massive, widespread, and pervasive corruption affected all levels of government and the security forces… and officials frequently engaged in corrupt practices with impunity’


    3. Financial recklessness

    a. Plundered fiscal buffers. Mid-2008, External Reserves (EXRV):$40bn Excess Crude Account (ECA):$22bn. Total buffer: $62bn.
    Fast Forward end-2014: EXRV:$32bn ECA:$1bn, SWF:$1bn New total buffer: $34bn
    b. Piled debt on the Nation with nothing to show for it. $47.4bn (214%) growth in total public debt between 2007 and 2014
    According to Debt Management Office: End-2007 Debt levels (Foreign:$3.7bn, Domestic:$18.5bn. Total:$22.2bn). As of end-Sep 2014sadForeign:$9.5bn, Domestic:$60.1bn. Total:$69.6bn)
    c. Has 10 aircrafts in the Presidential Air Fleet (PAF). An eleventh one already included in the 2015 FGN Budget Proposal. UK Prime Minister, David Cameron flies commercial on British Airways. South African President has 6. Egypt has 1. Israel has none.
    d. ₦7.5bn spent on reconstruction of Abuja city gate.


    4. Catalogue of Presidential blunders

    a. Question: Where is the missing $20bn? Jonathan: America will Know, it is their money.
    b. Question: Corruption in Nigeria. Jonathan: There is no corruption but mere stealing in Nigeria.
    c. Question: Assets declaration. Jonathan: I don’t give a damn
    d. October 2011: ‘We are responsible for Independence Day bombing’ – MEND.
    ‘MEND is not responsible for the Abuja bombing; I know my people’ – Jonathan.
    Fast-forward January 2015: ‘MEND was paid to assassinate me during Independence Day bombing’ – Jonathan.
    e. World Bank Report: Nigeria is among the 5 poorest nations in the world. Jonathan: “If you talk about ownership of private jets, Nigeria will be among the first 10 countries, yet they are saying that Nigeria is among the five poorest countries…Nigeria’s problem is not poverty but redistribution of wealth.
    f. 7-January-2015: 11 people killed in France, the whole nation is thrown into mourning. 14-April-2014: over 100 killed in Nyanya Bomb Blast. GEJ goes dancing at Kano campaign rally a day after.
    g. Presidency’s first reaction to Chibok girls’ abduction: ‘It is a propaganda’. Took the President three weeks to believe the abduction happened.


    @jejunsunukun
    #GoodGovernanceInitiative

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  25. ANOTHER FOUR YEARS UNDER PDP WILL RUN NIGERIA AGROUND

    1. Worsening insecurity

    a. Boko Haram
    i) Over 13,000 killed, according to BBC over 1.5 million people displaced, 276 Chibok girls yet to be rescued, 10 months and counting.
    ii) Boko Haram is spreading from Adamawa, Yobe, Borno and Abuja to Gombe, Bauchi, Kano, next state(s) could just be yours.
    iv) Loss of villages, towns, cities and territories to Boko Haram.
    b. Kidnapping has become widespread across the federation.

    2. Monumental corruption and nepotism

    a. Missing $20bn from the coffers of NNPC yet to be explained.
    b. Diezani Alison-Madueke: ₦10bn Private Jet Scandal.
    c. Diezani Alison-Madueke: $25mn House acquired in Austria, Vienna.
    d. John Yusuf: ₦27bn Pension fraud.
    e. Abdulrasheed Maina: ₦21bn Pension funds embezzlement.
    f. Farouk Lawan: $500,000 bribe.
    g. Stella Oduah: ₦255mn BMW salon cars.
    h. Pardoning of ex-convicts and dropping of charges against friends – DSP Alamieyeseigha, Bode George, Femi Fani Kayode, Mohammed Abacha, Al-Mustapha.
    i. Petrol subsidy scam: Nobody has been prosecuted till date.
    j. Continuing Kerosene subsidy fraud despite the product being fully deregulated. ₦91bn included in 2015 FGN Budget proposal.
    k. Creation of emergency billionaires – Asari Dokubo, Ayiri Emami, Government Tompolo.
    l. Oritsejafor: $15mn private jet arms deal scandal.
    m. Continued environmental degradation of the Niger-Delta through oil spill.
    n. Continuing oil theft. Over 300,000 barrels of crude oil was stolen on daily basis in 2013.
    o. Militants now contracted to secure national waterways.
    p. Transparency international ranks Nigeria 136th out of 175 economies surveyed on corruption index. Put another way, Nigeria is the 39th most corrupt country in the world.
    q. US State Department Global Human Rights Report: ‘Massive, widespread, and pervasive corruption affected all levels of government and the security forces… and officials frequently engaged in corrupt practices with impunity’


    3. Financial recklessness

    a. Plundered fiscal buffers. Mid-2008, External Reserves (EXRV):$40bn Excess Crude Account (ECA):$22bn. Total buffer: $62bn.
    Fast Forward end-2014: EXRV:$32bn ECA:$1bn, SWF:$1bn New total buffer: $34bn
    b. Piled debt on the Nation with nothing to show for it. $47.4bn (214%) growth in total public debt between 2007 and 2014
    According to Debt Management Office: End-2007 Debt levels (Foreign:$3.7bn, Domestic:$18.5bn. Total:$22.2bn). As of end-Sep 2014sadForeign:$9.5bn, Domestic:$60.1bn. Total:$69.6bn)
    c. Has 10 aircrafts in the Presidential Air Fleet (PAF). An eleventh one already included in the 2015 FGN Budget Proposal. UK Prime Minister, David Cameron flies commercial on British Airways. South African President has 6. Egypt has 1. Israel has none.
    d. ₦7.5bn spent on reconstruction of Abuja city gate.


    4. Catalogue of Presidential blunders

    a. Question: Where is the missing $20bn? Jonathan: America will Know, it is their money.
    b. Question: Corruption in Nigeria. Jonathan: There is no corruption but mere stealing in Nigeria.
    c. Question: Assets declaration. Jonathan: I don’t give a damn
    d. October 2011: ‘We are responsible for Independence Day bombing’ – MEND.
    ‘MEND is not responsible for the Abuja bombing; I know my people’ – Jonathan.
    Fast-forward January 2015: ‘MEND was paid to assassinate me during Independence Day bombing’ – Jonathan.
    e. World Bank Report: Nigeria is among the 5 poorest nations in the world. Jonathan: “If you talk about ownership of private jets, Nigeria will be among the first 10 countries, yet they are saying that Nigeria is among the five poorest countries…Nigeria’s problem is not poverty but redistribution of wealth.
    f. 7-January-2015: 11 people killed in France, the whole nation is thrown into mourning. 14-April-2014: over 100 killed in Nyanya Bomb Blast. GEJ goes dancing at Kano campaign rally a day after.
    g. Presidency’s first reaction to Chibok girls’ abduction: ‘It is a propaganda’. Took the President three weeks to believe the abduction happened.


    @jejunsunukun
    #GoodGovernanceInitiative

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  26. Mr Jonathan you can say anything you want, APC all the way.

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