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Sunday, 16 February 2014

Boy dies of heart attack after masturbating 56 times on Valentine's day(Pictured)

Just saw this story and it's unbelivable .According to website ...Valentines Day ended in tragedy for a Portland teenager after he  apparently masturbated a world record, jaw-dropping 56 times non-stop before dying of a heart attack. Jerome Carpenter was found dead in his bedroom after apparently masturbating too much. It is speculated that Jerome was suffering from depression due to being “extremely lonely” on Valentines Day.

Jerome’s Mother called Portland police after discovering his corpse in his room. Jerome’s mother told Huzler reporters

“1 hour passed since I had called him down for lunch, Jerome was the kind of boy to steal food off your plate when you were not looking, i knew something was wrong when he didn’t come down to eat, he was a great kid” she finished as she began to cry.

Police arrived at the home about an hour after Ms. Carpenter called them. Officer Dean Marrow told Huzler reporters what they saw when they opened Jerome’s bedroom door.
“The young man was on his bed… his pen*s was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came off his body, we found his pen*s gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldn’t get it out, it was tragic”.
Investigators are still investigating the case for more information, Jerome’s funeral will take place sometime next week.

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39 comments:

  1. M16 February 2014 at 20:23

    How did they know he masturbated 56 times?

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    1. Jemima16 February 2014 at 20:34

      Good question.

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    2. Girl Next Door - Virus Detected!16 February 2014 at 21:31

      Same question I ws gonna ask?????

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    3. Anonymous16 February 2014 at 21:37

      I wonder oh.56 times. No magic can calculate that

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    4. harnorizer16 February 2014 at 22:03

      They counted the amount of tissues. The tissues he used to wipe na, wunna no know this thing?

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    5. blackberrybabes.com13 June 2016 at 06:45

      this is simply serious..odi kwa serious

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  2. Anonymous16 February 2014 at 20:34

    yeah its some thing to really ask how did they know??

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  3. Anonymous16 February 2014 at 20:36

    What are they investigating?

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  4. Truth16 February 2014 at 20:40

    Fools do you think they are Nigerian police who can't investigate .They have all the resources to find out how many times her masturbated fools

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    1. Anonymous16 February 2014 at 21:05

      U r d foolish one, wots d instrument used to verify hw many times one hv masturbated, pls tell us? Since u knw too much!!

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    2. Anonymous16 February 2014 at 21:05

      U r d foolish one, wots d instrument used to verify hw many times one hv masturbated, pls tell us? Since u knw too much!!

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    3. horluwatosyne17 February 2014 at 04:35

      Truth Can u ever comment without abusing? D boy is cute....o ma shey o

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    4. Unknown15 February 2016 at 22:30

      What do they have? An ejaculator meter?
      Sounds goofy to me

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  5. Anonymous16 February 2014 at 21:09

    His D was detached from his hand???????? How possible is that?

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  6. Anonymous16 February 2014 at 21:12

    First of all,Truth ur a fool! 56 times ke? Hw did dey kw he masturbated 56 times b4 he died? And who was counting?

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  7. Rinibej16 February 2014 at 21:16

    Yeye de smell...olodo boy..depression ma foot..so if u no fuck for vals day u no g̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ answer your name again...u never die,u still de die..yeye boi

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  8. Truth16 February 2014 at 21:22

    You ignoramouses with fish brains. How do white people solve murders? Is there no autopsy? Google it dumb rats. Backward twats

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  9. Davoo16 February 2014 at 21:52

    Is the boy machine, 56 times no way can u make love upto ten times in a day not possible abi him take drug

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  10. Anonymous16 February 2014 at 22:49

    This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

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  11. Anonymous16 February 2014 at 23:22

    U guys her all din-din deir is every reason 2 believe he died masturbating...but 4 the 52times....i think it just an assumption till the autopsy is out....

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  12. Anonymous16 February 2014 at 23:49

    Aiya! why did he die b4 Guiness could give him an award? with d cash attached to such record, he could afford to pay a prostitute and have sex 4 a whole yr.

    shrek

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  13. Anonymous16 February 2014 at 23:59

    he is my homboy in u.s,he second name is masturbi.r.i.p bro

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  14. Anonymous17 February 2014 at 00:05

    he was my homeboy in u.s,his second name was called masturbi.olodo tank me

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  15. SWS17 February 2014 at 00:10

    Wetin man no go hear for this world! Please endtimes person allow me. Endtimes!!!

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  16. Anonymous17 February 2014 at 03:03

    its not possible. no police or doctor can know that.. its a crazy story and real lie

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  17. Unknown17 February 2014 at 06:27

    D least he cud have don is pay a hooker

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  18. Unknown17 February 2014 at 06:27

    D least he cud have don is pay a hooker

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  19. NMaa17 February 2014 at 08:29

    Super story! Masturbated 56times. Who wascounting it 4him?

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  20. Janelicious17 February 2014 at 10:21

    Wowww 56tyms
    Who sum it for him.
    Well may his soul rip

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  21. bluerayn17 February 2014 at 12:28

    56 times!....what was he releasing from d 20th time?...water, blood or sperm?...just curious...RIP man,ur record is unbreakable.

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  22. Anonymous17 February 2014 at 22:49

    Lol @ d mothere "he was a great kid" vizzy

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  23. tonny18 February 2014 at 17:31

    Well, autopsy or no autopsy.....he can't mastubate for long....no test can reveal that....except if there was a camera ....but 56 times .....never....he would have been drained out......sun reooo

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  24. Annabelle Reid25 February 2014 at 05:35

    Unbelieveable....

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  25. Anonymous27 May 2014 at 14:46

    This is fake... The last part gave it away.

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  26. Anonymous14 August 2014 at 20:48

    Sum people r idiots..im no pro but dere's no way dey knew how many times he did it..if he did it non-stop, thn dere r no tissues 2 count..only way 2 knw is autopsy n sum medical knwldge..like how much is releasd each time compared 2 how much was found on or by him..also ur heartrate speeds up wen u ejaculate so a heart attack seems possible..dumb asses..RIP lil dude ..

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  27. Anonymous1 September 2015 at 09:14

    So anyone else feel like he wouldn't have a hoodie on while jacking off

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  28. Unknown15 February 2016 at 04:44

    He might have video tape his self or shot it with a webcam maybe thats how they came up with the number 56.... Idk but ijs...maybe

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  29. Unknown25 February 2016 at 03:27

    I sympathize with his family. I feel so hurt by the news. While I was having a good time on Valentine's day which was my birthday, Jerome was going through a phase that non of us will understand. R.I.P Jerome. Gone too soon!

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  30. Anonymous12 June 2016 at 20:56

    You are all morons. This article is not news, it's satirical fiction portrait as news.

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