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Wednesday, 22 January 2014

Nigerian woman publicly disowns cat for being Gay

Lool this is funny but true according to LEADERSHIP newspaper...A Nigerian woman(names withheld) yesterday in Lafia, Nasarawa State, publicly disowned her cat whom she had kept as a pet for seven years for what she termed “an unnatural sexual behavior” which she finds disturbing and “a contradiction of the laws of nature.”
By this, the cat has made a record as the first cat to be so publicly declared gay and disowned by its owner.
The cat, named Bull, was alleged to be in the habit of making sexual advances only to other male cats in the house even though there are several other female cats.




Neighbours attested that none of the other cats born while the cat was in the house has it’s due colour, lending credence to the fact that it has not been able to mate with other female cats in its home or anywhere in the environ.
The cat owner who expressed a strong belief in the divine purpose of creating male and female of every creature to fulfil an ordained purpose of procreation said, “anybody interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use of it.”
The cat’s renunciation which attracted members of the public was however dramatic as no one wanted to take ownership of such a cat.
After its rejection, many residents of the area have been theonging the house located on Gboko Street, Tudun Gwandara area of Lafia, the state capital to see things for themselves
Youths, were seen in groups cracking jokes about the incident.

20 comments:

  1. Wat else can I say to dis if not just #laff.....check dis out http://tasknjob.com/?share=117951

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    1. First why will they name a cat Bull?

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  2. Hahahahahahahahah gay cat? Lmao

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  3. E hehehe poor cat.Nothing person no go hear for naija

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  4. Emeh,seriously r u not tired of writing abt homosexuality,I know its trending but stop promoting it n give us other stories nah,there r so many thinz happening in life than sexuality. You blog is getting boring cuz its almost d same thin u talk abt,if its not homosexuality,its 1 celebrity wearing rubbish.

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    1. Its u who's getting rather boring wit such comment. Gay and Happy go get dat cat.lol

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  5. Oh no! One of our members has been discovered and is now homeless? I have to take the next flight there to save Bull before those monsters jail him.Thanks for this report Emeh.

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  6. haba,diz 1 pas laff o.hw d owner of d cat knw say d cat na gay...








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  7. LMAO..... THAT IS EVEN SMALL, MY CHICKEN IS GAY EVEN MY GOAT TO NA GAY....... NDI ARA......

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  8. These guys have resorted to fabricating lies to feed the public...unfortunately una strategy ain't gonna work!

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  9. If the cat were to be a polygamist or practicing Incest, no one would care. it's just a crazy cat.

    shrek

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  10. Really fake news, bite my head off but these bloggers are pro gay, they spread any news that promotes gay, especially this Emeh.

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  11. Really fake news, bite my head off but these bloggers are pro gay, they spread any news that promotes gay, especially this Emeh.

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  12. Na Wash!! All these stories here and there are all geared up to making believe that been gay should be legalised.. Wash wash!! Funny Though, you got me cracked up!!

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  13. Yuuuuuck screaming..i hate cats

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  14. Lol na wa ooooooooo nothing we no go see for naija

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  15. Na wa oh... NIGERIANS............ Pls i just discovered my own dog too, running after male dogs.. pls help. what can i do? NIGERIANS.......... WE ARE ALL ONE FUNNY PEOPLE IN A FUNNY COUNTRY.

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