"Toke Makinwa has too much fakeness in one person"-Emmy Collins | This Is Miss Petite Nigeria Blog

Friday 8 November 2013

"Toke Makinwa has too much fakeness in one person"-Emmy Collins


Chai designer/fashion critique Emmy Collins spits it as it comes..He wrote this on his blog about Toke under his fashion losers and winners post
Read below
The first time Toke found herself in hot pepper soup on this forum was during her obvious failed attempt at stuffing this monstrosity called a dress down our throats.However,she is back in trouble today not as a result of the outfit she had on but what she spewed out of her mouth in a recent interview.

I have managed to purposefully boycott any news relating to Toke of late as I honestly don`t fathom why she has to be in the news.

Well,I have mentioned unequivocally in the past that once you set out to bleach the beautifully skin you inherited from God(God created us in his own image) then you have proven beyond any reasonable doubt that you are insecure so Toke has since entered my black book as an insecure young lady.
By saying that she acquired the British/American accent during the JUST one year she spent in UK because she didn`t want to come across as a “SAVAGE” is further proof that this young lady needs counselling to build up her sense of self belief.
Let me tell you a short story.

Back in the 90`s , there used to be an American military base in the Dutch town of Zest located on the outskirts of Utrecht and near the town of Gouda.
If you are a lover of cheese, then you must have heard of Gouda as Gouda cheese is amongst the best in the world; stinkingly yummy, lol..
Anyway, there was a nightclub called Pinocchio which was frequented by Black Americans from the base and of course Africans most especially Nigerians (Naija no dey carry last nah).
Now, the major attraction to this club is the chics, YUP, chics. Any white chic who wanted to taste what a brother had, partied out there.
The prevailing accent then was American so every Nigerian including those with tribal marks and those straight out of main market Onitsha made efforts to sound American and boy, the most disgusting sound I ever listened to in my life was to listen to these confused Nigerians trying to speak with an American accent just to get the chics.
Me?
I used my fine boyness, my nasty but beautiful afro mixed with my authentic accent (whatever that means lol ) to score a few nice chics.
In fact I scored more chics than all the fake asses. And oh, did I forget to mention that even a few Somalians who just came straight off the boat and miswaka-ed into the club also tried to come off as Americans?
 Now, imagine the scene. A local Somalian faking American and genuinely thinking he pulled it off? I used to have an American buddy from the base and one day he said to me “why are my Nigerian brothers not proud of their accent. I hang with you because you keep it real,bro” 

Well, the moral of my short story is that fake accent doesn`t get you too far.People will always smell your fakeness from miles away.

Savage my skinny ass. Fake accent,fake skin colour?Now, that is too much fakeness in one person,Tokstarr.

55 comments:

  1. Emmy Collins is a fake gay wannab. He is so gay he doesn't even like boys. I hate Hippocrates that try to trash others for cheap publicity. Did Toke use his voice box? Did she steal his cream? Did she steal any of his fake ass outfits? That man should rest and become a real man.

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    1. Just confess that your r toke

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    2. lol just confess that u r toke. bin gay aint fake honey.

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    3. Leave Toke alone. Pathetic!

      http://africansweetheart.blogspot.co.uk/

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    4. I don't undastand dis dude ooo... His gay n doesn't lyk boys.... Abi d meaning of gay don change... Pls someone should ansa me...

      Sexychubby says sooo

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  2. Lol so gay he doesn't even like boys! Epic Toke is fake ,he is fake

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  3. Please the whole world is fake girls call others fake but have on fake lashes fake contact fake hair n bleaching doesn't mean u hate yourself it just means she liked looking fairer same as whites tan.pls this same fool will praise Beyoncé rihanna n Nicki but they are all bleached n fake too.Emmy is mad toke didn't share her cream ideas because his skin looks miss bleached n funny and he is faker than a $2 bill

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  4. But even at dat dat Toke lady is washed ! Too much cream ! Smsh #oma#

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  5. "fakesters"...spot on,Toke really needs councelling.bleached inferior ass...Emmy looks like a clown

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  7. This emmy is just a foolish fag, always dresses like a circus clown n be forming master of fashion, arrogant, egoistic bastard dat thinks he's d best thing after pop tart. He seeks for relevance in d media by critiquing everyone n he can't even handle any dished out to him. Hes an impudent reprobate dat shld not be attended to. Awuranwu

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    1. Have to agree with you here abeg. Your description is spot on! Yeah, sometimes he says what needs to be said, but half of the time he bullshits and can't take criticism in the slightest bit. His bitching just reeks of low self esteem. Tueh

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    2. Have to agree with you here abeg. Your description is spot on! Yeah, sometimes he says what needs to be said, but half of the time he bullshits and can't take criticism in the slightest bit. His bitching just reeks of low self esteem. Tueh

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    3. Have to agree with you here abeg. Your description is spot on! Yeah, sometimes he says what needs to be said, but half of the time he bullshits and can't take criticism in the slightest bit. His bitching just reeks of low self esteem. Tueh

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  8. See where Amala dey call pounded yam fake like sai d two of dem no b yam products.. Toke is fake but emmy is worst.. Foolish attention seeker!!!

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    1. Lmaoooooo! This ya analogy na die!

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  9. Please note that the first comment is by Toke herself... the fact is that she's actually fake. giving advice on men while your so called "finance" cheats on you and your fully aware of that to the point that he doesn't hide it. Toke please shut up and get your shit together.

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    1. Babe it's not Toke. Guess u have not got the money to belch like her. Dear I can recommend got gbogbo grass cream for u. U call. Her fake abi,show ur picture let see if u have ur original skin. Tatafo without wire. Dear go and repent.# warri gal.

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    2. Hehehehehehe gbogbo grass cream

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  10. I'm so impreSsed tho at d way peeps are trashn out Emmy! Aw else can one describe someone who's always trashn out others and can't stand being trashd! Ugly flat nose foreheaded_veined mofo!

    FAG!!!!!! Tuerh!

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  11. Fake u fake toke u guys are all fake ass so shut up dude

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  12. bitch is so fake fuck

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  13. Lol miss P readers get shaking sometimes. Una don join blast both Toke and Emmy

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  14. Sorry to say this but I quite agree with Emmy Collins. Have never really had much love for this Toke lady, she's truly fake and when it comes to beauty and shape, she's not there at all. Soweeeeee, my opinion.

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  15. i don't just like toke too many artificial things about her, English sef na fake please be real for once.SMH.

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  16. One fake babe jealous of another fake babe . Let the cat fight begin . Women's fight always interesting !

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    1. Lmaoooooo! Na this anon bad pass. Women's fight between Toke and Emmy?! Hilarious!

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  17. Na waoh! Dis emmy no dey tire oo. Abeg leave Toke.

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  18. People please,it really hurts me hen I hear people say bleaching automatically means inferiority complex. No wayyyyyyyyyy people,see when a woman or girl looks into the mirror and sees a spot she can change she goes for it. It's like taking a blunt pencil and sharpening it to fit the paper you want to write on. If I feel my skin is too thick I scale,if my brow is too full I give it shape,if my lips are too dry I exfoliorate it. Only a real woman accepts the fact that sh needs to lighten up from too much sun rays and freshen up to totally complete or almost. Why do we quarrel with bleaching?dont we have our armpits? Hairy is how God made it leave am now. :) ooh don't you relax your hard weather beaten natural hair? No you for leave am like that. Oooo maybe we can come out naked because we came to the world naked, everybody around you will know you are confident (#kolo) hahahaha. Lets stop judging because who no go no know.

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    1. That's the dumbest comment I have heard this year.you fail woefully at justifying why you bleach.or are you so dumd to know bleaching is bad for your skin and has numerous bad effects? You are just a dumb fuck.

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    2. Lol @ hairy armpit. True talk.

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    3. @ junkie agreeded the skin will undergo changes. But if the right. Creams are used then she won't end uplikeyour mum. Hahahahahahaha. Ooo and u r so dumb u could not give solid manful reasons y bleaching should stop,only information of hear say. Don't be a hypocrite read some more about this.inbetween read on herbs too.

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  19. Hmmmmmm, Sir Emmy with NO recognizable Emmy Awards, needs to understand that the "only thing constant in life is change", and that's certainly a phrase he needs to adopt into his Dulux painted multi-colored blazers and skinny ankle length pants....rather than throwing cheap shots behind the convenience of his desktop, when he runs out of inspiration for colourful creative "fashion miss-stitches" he models himself as no one else will wear them....
    That was a cheap shot sister emmy
    And what did you say the moral of the story was again?

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    1. Epic comment of life.lol

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    2. Comment of life mehn! Dang!

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    3. Mr Tony,this isn't a joke...it's a serious ish. U r fine. My spirit tells me it is u I'm seeing in ur avi. I just hope u av a great personality added to this cuteness.

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    4. C'mon Anita, get a hold of yourself. Fawning over a man so openly is absolutely shameless even for a tart like you. Have some dignity girl. It is loose women like you that give good girls a bad name. The guy no even send you.

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  20. Seriously, toke is fake? Go to her vlog she openly changes d accent for you anyhow and does it well dat shld be part of her job. As for the bleaching, pls becos she lightened her skin doesn't make her different from u dat is not content wit ur hair and descide to go and use chocolate or Peruvian on ur head. Was she as dark as dis mikel obi before?! Haba! U ppl shld get ova dese tins and stop being hypocrites.

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    1. I agree with you...she wasn't so dark before, pls let her be.ah ah kilode?

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  21. Can't just help but =))=)) =))..‎​​=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)). Stop faking ladies $ guys. Keep it real.

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  22. Fake gay guy..Dindinrin boy///

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  23. I can see aloot of comments in here as toke doing it herself.but mehn really the comments hilariously. Miss p youngest commentator.it's my comeback

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    1. Seriously? @Alice

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    2. come back to where from where? Didn't I lock you up bitch Alice?

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  24. Hahaha I haven't. Lmao. Like this in a while. Thanks for this stupid post miss p.muah

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  25. This is really funny lol www.stevechuks.com

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  26. Emmy Collins has voiced out what so many of her colleagues have tried to tell her. She is always in the news for all the wrong reasons. Moderation shld be her watchword. For an OAP, she should not try so freaking hard to belong... that skin of hers needs urgent medical attention ASAP

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  27. I agree with emmy on this one oh

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  28. As in! U need to listen to her on the morning drive with nanya. I feel sorry for her cos it seems so hard for her to keep up with the fakeness. She would speak yoruba perfectly one minute and the next one she will be pronouncing yoruba words like she's trying to force shit out of her yansh. Her accent changes like weather. The girl is a joke, pls. Sounds like a bleeting goat.

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  29. Tony Williams, is that you on ur avatar? You are so handsome. *winks* #secret admirer. #stalker alert.

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  30. I'm tellin u. Tony u r fine! Stalker alert no 2. Chei,see fine boi.pls dnt tel me u r married or u r in a relationship..plsssss

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  31. i agree wit u,all is fake abt her

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  32. Anita, abeg look for another person to stalk. Leave Tony for me. I take God beg u. Thanks for ur understanding.

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  33. Yes she is fake.nd trying too hard to belong.why shld she be in d news anyway?

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  34. Yes she is trying so hard to belong,why is she in d news anyway?

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