A Nigerian man has told his hilarious story of how he met his wife-to be when she came to buy 'a very big cucumber' .Enenehi Jonah wrote
" C U C U M B E R
We actually met at my mum's shop, and most times when I am less busy, I do help her with sales. So on this faithful Monday morning, I saw this angel walking toward our shop to get some vegetables, and to my greatest surprise she said “i need a very big cucumber" and thanks to @teknoofficial LOL, I started singing i get big cucumber and the rest was history...
Hmm, cucumber? Made me remember that story on cucumber
ReplyDeleteLol,all d bst to dem
DeleteI hope his "cucumber" meets her expectations - both in terms of length and thickness
Deletebjbonji
Love is beautiful
ReplyDeleteHmmm! Na so life just be. Just like going to the shop to buy a vibrator, then you got a big one with FLESH! *wink*. Catch my drift!!! Hehehe.
ReplyDeleteNo be small something oh! Lol
Shalamar came on stage and sang their hit song 🎶 'There it is'.
DeleteAll hail Jody Watley, Howard Hewett,and Jeffrey Daniel.
They sang "I can make you feel good".
DeleteAwesome trio!!!
They ended the session when they sang another hit "Night To Remember".
DeleteMarvellous!!!
And the got a standing OVATION from the Christian Soldiers as they bowed out of stage!!!
Wishing them the very BEST!!
Delete...they got...
DeleteHe must have a good sense of humor. Wishing them marital bliss!
ReplyDeleteCucumber Love!!!...
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