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Friday, 30 October 2015

Eva Alordiah's birthday message to Ice Prince will give you chills*in a good way*

Eva Alordiah and Ice Prince dated for a while when they weren't both as famous as they are today ..However, as Ice Prince turned a year older today,her birthday message got many wondering if there are still sparks somewhere ...

Hey Panshak honey @iceprincezamani
It is 9:01AM and I am standing undraped in the shower, a part of my brain processing how my Friday is gonna go, the other part just simply hating the fact that I have no hot water.
You see, Months ago I was working out in my room when I heard the loudest bang I ever heard in my life! Frankie shrieked and began to bark hysterically and when I got out to see what had happened, I found my bathroom door ajar, my water heater smashed in several plastic pieces on the floor in the bathroom.
I remember thinking "What the hell?? How the fvck did this shit come lose off the wall?
What if I was in there, all 5Ft7 of me trying to have a shower, my breasts a couple mounds protruding from my chest and the water heater smashing through my skull. The thought of it made me wince.

Well I just haven't bothered to replace it since then. I have had a cold shower everyday for several months now and never really cared. It didn't matter. Hot or cold. I usually have always prefered cold showers though.
Several mornings in Boarding school, I stood tall and scrawnily thin in the cold dark early mornings, doing rub and shine with two bowls of ice cold water. Water that I mostly had to tap from under everyone's bunks in the middle of the night. I guess you could say I been baffing cold long time. I am used to this shit!

But today is different. It is your Birthday Ice, and I'd hate to be baffing ice water on your birthday! All this chilling might suck the life outta me.
I want hot water.
Just this morning.
I don't know where you are or what you are doing Ice honey. But it is your birthday. Don't baff ice water like I am about to do now.

Oh Lord! I just turned on the shower and as the coolness of the water hits my skin, I am reminded of things. Things eh!! Life is made up of things.
It is even better when it is made up of Memories.
As you celebrate today Panshak... think only of the most beautiful and the best memories.
Let Gratitude consume your soul and let there be an outpouring of thanks from your heart.

Today, do not baff cold water like I am about to do now.
Smile honey.
Happy Birthday.
Love. 💙

She.

#EvaAlordiahLetters #PanshakDay

26 comments:

  1. "I comment my reserve.." this epistle for what exactly? HBD ICe... By the way Eva, we have a thing in common, "baffing" cold water whether hot or cold.. boarding school days taught me that too..lol

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    1. Memories eh?
      Panshak, she wants some.

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    2. I tire o. All for baffing with cold water?
      This girl is a clown

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    1. Sweet sweet poem, what a talented dame.... made my day. So @iceprince, pls don't rub and shine so "all this chilling will suck the life outta you" according to Eva

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  3. Lol. Ice Prince Shebi u don hear! Happy birthday!

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  4. Hmmm, this one wan resemble sex chat mesg oo. Ice, no fk too much sha

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  5. Kikikikiki*i love people that write anyway HaPPY BIRTHDAY ice..

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  7. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    That babe to dry for my liking abeg.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  8. Where is d talent In dis? Totally unrelated! But most of u wud hail her cos u do not read to understan

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  9. Where is d talent In dis? Totally unrelated! But most of u wud hail her cos u do not read to understan

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  10. So u wnt him to imagine u having bath naked with cold water abi? U no knw say e get gf?

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  11. What is all this? Breast, baff, ice cold...so what?

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  12. Smh.....y'all just straff already and save us from such epistle next year

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  13. U ppl don't appreciate the importance of poetry, pouring out ur soul in the way that only the right ppl understand, u could make me cry right now,both words unsaid,appreciating your feminism,i totally understand, takes a lot more to explain buh eva',have a nice life,u deserve the best.

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