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Latest political prostitutes in town
Some say Afro Candy is a prostitute. Some say she’s not or at least, not yet. A few others say she’s a porn star, which is not in the same league as prostitution. Porn stars are taxed, prostitutes are not. So Afrolicious baybay, you have to up your game to get into the league of prostitutes, if it is what you really desire. My suggestion would be; instruct your agent or booker to get you appearances in any of the political campaign videos, so you can put to use that floppy behind your mama gave you. And if you are lucky enough, you can get cameos and wiggle that thing around the aspirants themselves. You have to get your bum (sorry your hands) bloodied to earn the highly coveted “Political prostitute” tag. Now my Candilicious Afrolistic baybay, these are a few names of the latest political prostitutes in the country: Olamide, Banky W, Don Jazzy, Flavour, Duncan Mighty, D banj, Mercy Johnson, Ibinabo, Ini Edo, Mama Gee, Naeto C, Joseph Yobo, Daddy Showkey, Kanu Nwankwo, and Sammie Okposo.I have been asked several times if our celebs should get involved with politics. But today, let me push the same question in different words to everyone reading this article. Do politicians making affiliations with celebs prompt you to vote for them? For me, it’s a definite No. Nigerians are not influenced by celebs to indulge in certain acts because their favourite celeb says so. For instance, I like Kate Henshaw but expecting me to vote for a candidate she supports in the forthcoming elections is like asking me to start buying a particular milk brand because Don Jazzy endorsed it. Puh-leez, things like that don’t cut it here in Naija. Naija is a different kettle of fish compared to what is obtainable in places like the US.
The politicians using celebs for their campaigns should ask themselves what on earth the average person has got in common with Dbanj. He has millions and he may never have to lift a finger again in his life if he so desires. And you think the boys in Okokomaiko who are not smiling will listen to his unrealistic rants on TV and radio? Using a celeb for election campaigns is as stupid as the political aspirants themselves dancing in their campaign musical videos. Imagine Jimmy Agbaje and Ambode dancing in their campaign videos? Ok, I am sorry, no imagination is needed. I feel sorry for the politicians that Nigerians are not fooled by all the media images of celebs pushed at them every day on TV. It has become so much that we can’t tell the difference anymore between political campaign videos and the Nigerian musical videos.
The only cocktail of politics and celebrity that the masses are bound to endorse is that of creating useful awareness that will benefit the larger society. People like Bono have political views which bring attention to real, humanitarian issues that transcend the established political doctrines and have nothing to do with producing those plastic karaoke like political jingles our entertainers are paid to produce. Those entertainers who see nothing wrong in frolicking with politicians will say I am speaking from a misguided perspective. Go ahead, defend your support for that politician. Tell me you are campaigning for change. You can’t fool anyone but yourselves.
Hey, my Afro Candilicious baybay, you go ahead with your trade okay? Don’t let the criticisms of your fellow entertainers bother you anymore. Tell them your porn is definitely a kinder and gentler version when placed side by side with their political prostitution. Now, good day ladies and gentlemen. Please don’t forget to tip the waitress on your way out.
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MI really said it all. Why would he criticise his fellow musicians and tagged them prostitute? It is wrong etcetera
DeleteVery funny. This Etcetera should be a comedian...pls man, don't waste ur talent...and MI is right!
ReplyDeleteAll those that always claim "intelligent' and "oh i love reading" please i beg u in the name of Valentine's day, summarize this for me...i only saw Afro candy's name coz it involves ashewo which is my kinda business.
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Etcetera is obviously huzzling so make una free am abeg.....
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Etcetera's own is too much
ReplyDeleteOoops @ the worst album released by a Naija artist ever. Etcetera you are completely finished!!!
ReplyDeleteMusic is not his calling,hence,he switched to a columnist.Its like every other human.when one way doesn't suit you switch.
DeleteWell said,etcetera's own is too much
ReplyDeleteEtcetera's wahala is becoming too much, how does he live with the kind of hate he has created for himself? I like some of his articles but this name calling is something else
ReplyDeletein a way, Etcera is right!!!...and M.I replying him, is making him achieve his objective.
ReplyDeleteand yes!!....OLAMIDE is the headboy of political prostitutes
Our celebrities are supposed to be donating to the government coffers nt de other way round!!! But any money dat is not ritual money I support it ohh
ReplyDeleteAwww M-I words.....like an arrow piercing the shape of Love!!!he said it all
ReplyDeleteMI is just being childish. Mr ETC is right.
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This Etc is such a funny guy
ReplyDeleteEtcetera what is your p? You are not being objective. Called out musicians that are doing their business, not right.. Stop it
ReplyDeleteNawaaa u dey vex?
DeleteMr. ETC shldnt av mentioned names, evry1 is entitled to their own opinion and actions, its shldnt be any1's palaver.
ReplyDeleteNaija entertainers should be ashamed of themselves.Later they would come out to vie for one political position while lambasting the sorry state of infrastructure as reasons for their political ambition.Meanwhile they were part of the rot by endorsing the highest bidders.
ReplyDeleteBut why will entertainers become tools in political campaign when we know nothing is right in this godforsaken country.Mi is one of the artist that sings against bad government.He now comes out to campaign for the same people because he is bought.
ReplyDeleteI love ETC jare!....Says it like it is!....But guy, them dey hustle eh....Political ashewo and prostitution ashewo all na hustle and cash them dey find...
ReplyDeleteNigg a So pained!!!!!! Etecera or whatever you call yourself take several seats biko!
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