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Monday, 29 December 2014

Last thing you told your Ex......

Lol saw this on someone's page and the responses were out of this world. Can you remember the last thing you said to your ex?

117 comments:

  1. He lost his father recently... the last thing should be..."Be strong dear" No strings attached jor!!! that guy use my eyes see weeeh!

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    1. Different stroke for different folks.. Some parted ways on a lighter note while others on a tug of war.

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  2. " I hope you meet someone as nice as me". Goodluck...!!

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  4. Return my wristwatch bitch. Thanks for reminding me cos that hoe still has my wristwatch after sleeping with my friend.

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    1. Means u are cold, u need 2 go 4 "doing" lessons..

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  5. I hope and believe God gives me my own spouse who is God fearing and has a heart of gold

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    1. Abeg answer the question. ..

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    2. U Neva knw wat u gat until its gone, dat ws d last ting I said to him.

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  6. plz work on ur tolerance rate.

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  7. I can't do this anymore, have a nice life

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  8. I am tired of putting my brain on the sun while yoz is under the shade. Um not yo mother 4 cryin out loud, na me do the thinking everytime in this sutuatioship.

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    1. MR EDDY said.
      Why would u even start a relationship with a brainless man at first. kai mum u have fall my hand.
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      ^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~wishes u merry Christmas and a happy new year.

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    2. Na yo papa my pikin, as u already kno he likes putting his brain in the cooler.

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    3. MR EDDY said.
      Lmfao. Thank God I didn't inherit that trait from ur husband o.
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      ^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~wishes u merry Christmas and a happy new year.

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    4. Belinda u must be wicked oooo instead of u taking him to TB Joshua for deliverance u call it quit , do u derive utils now from u new boyfriend

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    5. @akinloye lolsss u re wicked @tb

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    6. But he didn't force u to put out ur head in the sun.

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  9. Am nt interested anymore

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    1. Just like dat? Can't we work on yo interest levels again? Lol

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    2. The interest is somewhere.

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  10. Just so you know, I used your toothbrush to clean the toilet and I'm the one who broke your cat's toe. Bye fool. The sounds of his screams over the phone is my proudest moment

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  11. Bae, I luv u buh its unfortunate the relationship will eventually lead to nowhere for reason best known 2us....let's be best of friends for old times sake ....

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    1. MR EDDY said.
      After all the several Shoki, are u sure u guys can be besties again? I doubt o
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      ^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~wishes u merry Christmas and a happy new year.

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  12. I'll b d best ull ever have....that girl use my head sweep floor...choi! Mr world like me...wey white chicks dey see me collasp..

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    1. Where u dreaming when u typed this.Not only collapse,well I'm glad she showed u pepper

      No shaking

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  13. Well it depends on what really called for the break-up...to me Almost everybody this days talks to their ex but with no strings attached.....!!!!

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  14. He called on my Bufdai to wish me happy Bufdai, and I was like "thank you "

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  15. I wanna suck ur boobs for the last time. Guess her reply?
    Aww Mickyleboo that's so sweet, can we come back again.

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  16. We ar nt compatable,as in I can't cope wt u again.

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  17. Thanks for checking on my mum

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  18. MR EDDY said.
    Well well well. Me av got no clue sha,because I have never had a real relationship. Me no get that time at all. I believe in friends with benefit.
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    ^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~wishes u merry Christmas and a happy new year.

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    1. Ofcoz u're still young bby.

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    2. MR EDDY said.
      Hahahah silly mamma. But am old enough to have friends with benefit Abi. Evil mum
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      ^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~wishes u merry Christmas and a happy new year.

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    3. Noooo u nid 2 stay away from girls or boys till u reach 21.

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    4. MR EDDY said.
      Hahahah silly mum. Am in my late 20ths. Have u forgotten so soon?
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      ^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~wishes u merry Christmas and a happy new year.

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  19. She :happy xmass dear... Me: Same to u. #simple.

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  20. We need to move on.


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  21. Hmmm been long..
    "Hey you just wanted to give you my invitation card, am getting married this December, but we can still be friends if u want"
    If looks can kill...I would be long dead now lol

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    1. Wicked mama, why did u invite him, u wanted him 2 prove his love n stop the wedding?

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    2. Haaa ammy why did u invite him .u even invited him face to face lolss u ve a strong mind oh

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    3. Nothing is wrong with that especially if u are still friends.

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    4. @soji wat kinda friendship is that ere kini aja nba ekun se

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    5. @Kemi there are ex's that I know who are best of friends. No string attach to their friendship.

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    6. @soji if i befriend my ex ...haaa then just get ready for my obituary.temperamental /jealousy will make him kill me n ma hubby.but hes very nyc but naaaa.n he always compare me wiv any girl he meets.

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  22. Thanks...... Cos he wished me merry Christmas

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  23. I pray u find some one as gentle an calm as me..we were not destiny to be together any more good bye

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    1. Just like that? Or u found a new brother from your church :)

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    2. Sandra seriously. gentle and calm. who call it quit among u guys , can't he foresee the future ni , he fuck up

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    3. Belinda..@Alvin..@Kemi heheheheheh

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  24. This Life, someone EX become someone else brand new nothing to rejoice about . I must break the jink

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  25. He owes me like 500k n i must collect ma money even though its been 8yrs.cuz na my sweat.n d bastard said aww kemi i will send like 4kdollars n he never did so i called n curse d hell outta him

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    1. U used d 500k 2 win his love now u want it back????? 4get u aint gettin a penny frm dat guy.

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    2. Naaaa borrowed him when we were dating n still in luv ni.hes a big boy oh but money was he couldnt go to d bank on dat day then i just said dont worry lemme quickly give u .to me he borrowed it but to him he finks i just gave him for fun .i will make sure i collect d money .by croack or by force

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    3. How will u collect the money since u're no longer 2getha? His girlfriend will panel bit u

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    4. Its not hard na he still ve feeling for me so defintely na friendship level.probably when i see he will definately wanna show off.i will say oh lovely watch awww its so beautiful.he will definately give me .or i use girls stunts to ask for it .straight to aboki's place to sell.one by one.or i say awww lovely wallet n pick d money inside he wont refuse giving me

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    5. Be careful, u might just get burned. These guyz ain't smilin, they're so calculative. 4get d money n liv yo life, u loved him n u were supposed 2 get it bck then nt now.

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    6. MR EDDY said.
      Lwkmdo.. So it's even 5 hundred naira. I was thinking it's 5 hundred grand. Babe u funny o.by the time his new boo mend ur chubby chic for u. U will need more than 5h to visit a chemist.
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      ^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~wishes u merry Christmas and a happy new year.

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    7. @Eddy wiz re u sufferimg from colour blindness or wat i said 500 thousand naira or ow do i write 500 grand.lolss u dey craze dont worry i will hire u to beat d crap outta them

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    8. MR EDDY said.
      Are u serious about the money? Abeg abeg hire my Mpn mum n I to do the dirty work. But if we retrieve the money don't even border asking for it.
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      ^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~wishes u merry Christmas and a happy new year.

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    9. @eddy wiz habaa thats greed na .250k should do

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  26. "We both want different things. I'll rada not waste tym waiting around for a change so gud luck

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  27. I said I'm inlove with your father. He fainted. I still have to be sure he's alive

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  28. I guess nothing from Face Of MPN, No Shaking and some Anons coz they have plenty ex's nw they're confused. .

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  29. D last thing I told him is dat I was getting married, he cried his eyes out

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    1. So he's a blind man now?

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    2. Are u the only beautiful lady he ever come across ni hw can he cry is he ur toy boy

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  30. Hahaha lolzzz Akin; i tell u...simst/tested btful holiday stuffs,btter 2015…#same t ya

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  31. To me we were just having sex and nothing more..

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    1. Is that what u told her? I hope she gave u a hot slap n u saw the stars. .

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    2. Is she mad??? Как дела btw

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  32. There re some decision we took and happy about it but mostly some decision re regrettable we cry indoor pretending as if all is well , I wish I don't break up with one beautiful BELINDA I met three year ago

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    1. So u hv stopped harassing Sandra? Go marry abeg

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    2. Belinda lady like u will not allow me

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  33. Everytime i wan kiss her lips she go turn lip go left,Na her cheek i go later dey kiss.The thing dey pain me ehn.Her friend come even allow me suck her lips.When she see us na so she tight face like person wey drink agbo.When i ask her something she yell at me.Na there i quit.

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  34. The last thing I said was I have gonnoreah.

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  35. I've just covered your entire bed with red paint and your entire bedroom with powder.Enjoy spending the night in the toilet.Btwn I'm not returning the car and gifts.Hung up

    No shaking

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  36. THANK YOU 4 LEAVING ME.......

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    1. Pop tht champaign. .Yippppy gud riddance 2 bad rubbish.

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  37. I never said Gud bye to my ex cos we knew we were not meant for each other so we just parted ways but still communicate

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  38. Lmaooooooo! Emeh,please where did you see all these people? Most especially Belinda and her blog son( Eddy Wiz)?

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  39. Lmao.
    You guys crack me up big time, on here.
    Belinda babe,you'll make lots of money from comedy you know, plus you won't have smelly mouthed bosses to answer to...lol

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  40. BELINDA let meask u the last time u send mail to EMEH concerning ur boyfriend u invested on and he is still seen her EX of three year , hw did u cope with him or have u finally break up with him

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    1. He dooped and dumped me that stupid idiot after I spent my pounds on him. .it is well.

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  41. can't continue to build my castle on d air. hope you find someone that shares d same fantasy as you

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  42. Belinda you really crack me up. Funny comments...

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