A 35 year old robbery suspect got stuck in a hole as he tried to escape his cell from his cell in Oyo.The inmate, Femi Akanji was caught after burgling a shop on the 12th of November 2014..He narrated to the Tribune why he decided to escape
I decided to escape from the cell to avoid the trouble I had put myself into, unknown to me that I was complicating matter. After my two cell mates had slept, I started using my hands to dig the wall silently in the dead of the night. I started from a point where I noticed a crack in the cell.When some bricks fell, I further used them in digging and after I had created a hole, I pushed my head into it and tried to escape before dawn. Unfortunately for me, I got stuck, so I shouted. My cry brought the policemen on duty towards the cell and woke my co-inmates up. That was how I was rescued and secured till I was brought to Ibadan.”
Now, I know that crime does not pay. If God should save me from the current situation I am in now, I will never venture into crime again in my life. I have realised that whatever is acquired fraudulently or any ill-gotten wealth does not last. I have my time and life. If I had been contented with my little business and had not engaged in crime, I would not have lost my belongings which now serve as part of the exhibits recovered.”
Chai! Disgrace of d highest order! Oleeeee,u made pple cry so its ur turn to cry blood! Fool
ReplyDeleteThey always turn to born again once their cup is full. You will soon grow grey hair in that cell. Ode !!
ReplyDeleteLol. U wanted to escape to go and continue with what u know how to do best abi. God don catch u
ReplyDeletecrazy fellow. He aint sorry 4 wat he did he is jst sori he got caught
ReplyDelete*mercyimao*
Eh yah
ReplyDeleteLol d guy is v funny
ReplyDeleteHe made me laugh so hard where he said he shouted for after he got stuck. You for no shout make you die for there. Lol
ReplyDeleteFailed Prison break
ReplyDeletePrison break gone wrong............
ReplyDeleteEyaa dats all life is abot, if u dnt learn d easy way, earn d hard way.
ReplyDeleteDis robber luks lyk finest' still thinkin, its bn long I saw his comment here, I jst hope he's nt d 1
ReplyDeletenawaooo!
ReplyDelete#GodblessNigeria
Hohohhoho pele oo
ReplyDeleteGuess you didn't watch prison break wella b4 u tried this one lol
After terrorising innocent people u want to go free bah...u go rot for there ole
Crime doesn't pay dear
ReplyDeleteHe think he's Michael Schofield.
ReplyDeleteIts too late to cry.
ReplyDeleteLoool, prison break gone totally wrong
ReplyDeleteHe has just caused more emberrasement to himself.I pray he repents and turn a new leaf .
ReplyDeleteNa wa ooo pple from EMEH blog I bow for una oo , just because I requested for help hmmm una come dey comment any how , no problem God dey
ReplyDeleteU're welcome! So how far?
Delete*smh* impersonation gone wrong! Never written in pigin english here before *tongue out* belinda you fell for it hehe
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DeleteAfter your movie trailer, anything is possible! It cud b u...many faces of MPN BVs.
DeleteVery funny dude.. IT İŞ WELL
ReplyDelete@ face of mpn.. u think say u fit exploit us like mumu easily abi... na breeze open ur yansh.. next time u go think well before u send dat ur scam details to emeh. scaly wag
ReplyDeleteNawa for dis guy o
ReplyDeletePrison break gone horribly wrong lmao...sorry .his face looks so calm as if hes not a thief
ReplyDeleteFoolish man.ode.run na.
ReplyDeleteKiah I wonder how his family will feel wen dey see dis
ReplyDeleteSo damn funny. Endstime prisonbreak
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