A jilted lover has chopped off his own penis after he was dumped by his girlfriend.Oliver Ilic, 22, was told that he was no good in bed so it is claimed he mutilated himself then threw the remains in the bin.
According to Metro.co.uk, he is alleged to have told doctors that he had a small appendage and cited that as the reason why his girlfriend was no use to him.Ilic contacted emergency services when he could not stop the bleeding and was taken to hospital.Police searched his house and discovered the severed organ in a bin after it had been cut off with a single swipe from a razor blade which was also lying in the bin.
Doctors were initially unable to re-attach his penis but he was then transferred to the capital, Skopje, where it was reunited with his body following five hours of surgery.However they said it was still too early to know if the operation would be a success and if it would ever function properly again.
According to Metro.co.uk, he is alleged to have told doctors that he had a small appendage and cited that as the reason why his girlfriend was no use to him.Ilic contacted emergency services when he could not stop the bleeding and was taken to hospital.Police searched his house and discovered the severed organ in a bin after it had been cut off with a single swipe from a razor blade which was also lying in the bin.
Doctors were initially unable to re-attach his penis but he was then transferred to the capital, Skopje, where it was reunited with his body following five hours of surgery.However they said it was still too early to know if the operation would be a success and if it would ever function properly again.
Na wah for some people and their mentality.
ReplyDeleteOf course chopping it off will solve the problem. Didirin aye oun orun(imbecile of the whole universe)
DeleteSingle swipe from a razor blade?RAZOR BLADE?????just one single swipe????hahahaha......they even spent 5hrs re-attaching 'it' when there was probably no difference between him with a penis and him without one
DeleteLmao........
*KARMAisabitch
Na wah for some people and their mentality.
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ReplyDeleteDis man is a fool.God forbid
ReplyDeleteStupid fool... Useles dick... Useless fella. I'm really vexing atm
ReplyDeleteHaba na wa ooo.. Only öne round is okay for me abeg.. i Can't kıll my self na no be competıtıon.. IT İŞ WELL
ReplyDeleteOne round wen babes like me dey go more than 4 round a day. My husband runs can't even give me one round. What can I do after all am married.
DeleteEmeh I beg dey put age limit for dis kind news. @SVC u don reach to dey do KELEWAWA?
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DeleteOrisirisi!
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ReplyDeleteWhites are just crazy
ReplyDeleteI love am a 3-rounds guy sha.. foreplay is my joker. I no fit kill myself.
ReplyDeleteOmo Oba
I've tasted different dicks,but the last one was awesome. Best I ever had
ReplyDeleteI am a 3-rounds guy sha.. foreplay is my joker. I no fit kill myself.
ReplyDeleteOmo Oba
Lwkmd....crazy fellow...bt chaiii crazy tinz we do cos of rejection... story of his life sha....
ReplyDeleteI HOPE HE D.I.E.S
ReplyDeleteEasy now..... haba
DeleteHahahahahha! Ed dreamz you're next!
ReplyDeleteLmaooooo! You won't kill me
DeleteEh yah, pls let him nt die. So dere r guys out dere dat cnt satisfy dia gals? @anon 12:57 its nt by 4 rounds. Wen u hit a lady very well wit jst 1 round, she'll prefer it dan goin 6 rounds witout her feelin d real deal.
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Only one round wey i go give that babe i swear she no go ever forget my name. Thats why i prefer the missionary style bos it makes yu last longer but yu need energy to carryout that style if no get energy no try am abeg... Lolx.... As for the dude he is already a living dead.....
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Dumb ass dude, my gurl calls me a Lion in bed, I stay more dan 2hrs and after cuming, I rest for just 3mins and continue from where I stop, sumtimes she acts like she has fainted and datz d only time I gat to withdraw cuz if u allow me I can go on all day long witout fud.
ReplyDeleteWith that your coconut head. God had to compensate u with something to brag about now. Lion ko, lizard ni, let shukura go to school. If belle enter now, u go dey reverse, pull over
DeleteHahaha hahaha! !! Hilarious! !!! Guy man anya sa oooo! .
DeleteHian
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ReplyDeleteEmeka is this you? ROTFL!
DeleteU r a clown!!!! Hahaha haha haha. ......u guys won't just stop!!@ hahahhahah
DeleteSee them Emeka, eddreams, Vizzy, SVC,Omo oba,association of spaghetti d*ks. Empty barrels
ReplyDeleteShey u no dey fear abi? Try any öne öf us for bed u hear abeg. Mıle 2 Gö be like London for ur eyes dat very day.... IT İŞ WELL
DeleteHahahahaha
ReplyDeleteThe lazy guys in bed rant 2much,i dn't need 2 say much just click to this page to view my d***k(ashawo)bet you we compare me with horse*oke*
ReplyDeleteWerey man.....smh
ReplyDeleteForget about sex.if you lick her jellybean while fingering her gspot ,it will put her into cloud 9.It's not about the rounds of sex.
ReplyDeleteLol.This is weird.
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ReplyDeleteAkuko Mbe!!! The guy is already a living dead. U want to kill yourself coz of a woman, who is very likely to dump you tomorrow....Shm! Back to my blog O-jare
ReplyDeleteOde oshi, instead of watching karmasutra and to carry blade cut pomno be the next line of action. Nuisance oshi
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteHmmmm. Was the guy dreaming or was he hypnotise? But some Ladies mouth no follow for promo. Yuck!
ReplyDelete#Zimama#
Svc, emeka, vizzy, eddreamz, haha na only una dey cum? Lolz, if d babes didn't cum aswell, den una no do wella!! Dat boy is a mad idiot..
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