Goodybag of life! All Oscar nominees to take home $85,000 worth of gifts including condoms(Full list of gifts)

Wow! Though they can only be one winner at tonight's Oscars,all the losers won't go home empty -handed.According to Dailymail they are each receiving $85,000 worth of gifts to salve the wound of an Oscars snub: that's the cost of this year's bag, almost double the value of last year's swag.
The bag - which must be size of a small house - contains everything from gift cards for luxury overseas holidays, hair transplants and a vaginal rejuvenation procedure to his 'n' hers pepper spray guns (hers pink, his camouflage
Do they give goody bags at Nigerian Awards....
Full list of the contents of the Goodybag below..It pays to be an Oscar nominee....



DrainWig plug that prevents hair clogging the drain - $6.49
Fabric wrap from European company Wrag Wrap - $15
Organic pet shampoo from Simon's Happy Pet - $15
Condoms: Naked Luxury has 'patented pleasure fit technology'
Condoms: Naked Luxury has 'patented pleasure fit technology'
Six-pack of Naked Luxury condoms - $20
Three-in-one dry-cleaning bags from Green Garmento - $23
Bluetooth camera shutter remote for Apple products from HISY - $24.99
AVIV 613 Vodka - $30

Herbal tea-based lollipops from Dosha Pops - $35
Hydroxycut weight loss gummies, protein bars, and shakes - $38.96
'Honey' made from organic apples from Bee Free Honee - $39
Tea from Blossom Blends - $49.95
'Loaded: The Story of a Ghost' graphic novel - $49.95
Sweet tooth: Nominees will receive a selection of homemade treats from Betty Jane Candies
Sweet tooth: Nominees will receive a selection of homemade treats from Betty Jane Candies
A DVD advertising cash off the services of aspiring film maker Charles Van Loucks - $50
Dinnerware from Slimware - $59
Cannonball Wines - $60

Caramels and sweets from Betty Jane Candies - $69.75
Candles that double as perfume and warm massage oil from Objects with Purpose - $70

Horse shampoo and conditioner made for human hair from Mane 'N Tail - $95.35
Beauty products from M3K Beauty - $100
Organic makeup products by Diane Capt - $105
Activity tracker from Polar Loop - $109.95
Arm candy: A Jitseu handbag +6
Arm candy: A Jitseu handbag
Go Pro hair dryer from Coolway - $120
Two Mace pepper guns - $120
Accessories from CherryT Knit & Co. $158
Hookahzz E-Cigarettes and E-Liquids - $162
Shellfish knife set - $185

Leather iPhone 5 case from Vetvik - $230
Leather purse from Jitseu. A $279
Portable camera and app from Narrative Clip - $279
Organic maple syrup from Rouge Maple - $280
Swiss-made Slow Watch - $290
Organic skin, body, and hair products from Acure - $300
Jan Lewis bangle bracelet made from wood shapes - $400
House call with acupuncturist and nutritionist Heather Lounsbury - $500
Lifetime membership to a meditation gym from Headspace.com - $500
Tickets to all-kid pro Cirque troupe, Le Petit Cirque - $575

Max Martin luxury shoes - $750
Tiny dancers: Tickets to see the children's circus Le Petit Cirque are $575
Tiny dancers: Tickets to see the children's circus Le Petit Cirque are $575
10 personal training sessions with Huntley Drive Fitness - $850
Supplies from Epic Pet Health - $1,571.98
Five-night stay at the Koloa Landing Resort in Hawaii - $2,000
Home spa system from Steamist - $2560
'O-Shot' procedure to help a woman's sex drive - $2,700
Resort stay at the Imanta's Ocean Casa suite in Mexico - $3,300

Water filtration system from Krystal Klear Water - $4895
Artworks from Gizara - $5,000
10,000 meal donations from Ellen DeGeneres' Halo Spot's Stew pet food to a shelter of the nominee's choice - $6,100
Two-day Rocky Mountaineer train excursion from Vancouver to Alberta in the Canadian Rockies - $6,850
Trip to Las Vegas including tickets to shows, backstage passes to meet Meatloaf and Boyz II Men and two nights at the Riviera Penthouse Suite - $9,000
Walking tour around Japan from Walk Japan - $15,000
ARTAS Robotic Hair Transplant System treatment - $16,000

WOW!