According to Daily Currant...
NASA announced today that its Curiosity Rover has found an unambiguous message from God written on tablets in a Martian cave.
According to an official press release two giant stone slabs the size of small elephants were located deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis Mons, a large mountain.
Upon one tablet is a copy of the Ten Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written in 12 languages - including English, Spanish, Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the other tablet is a simple message in English reading "I am real."
According to top scientists who have studied the discovery extensively, these findings may have definitively established Christianity as the one true religion.
Thus far the mission has been a success, with the discovery of an ancient seabed and chemicals needed for life suggesting that Mars was once suitable for life.
However the tablets, both of which are signed "Peace and Love - Yahweh," represent the rover's most significant find to date, and is perhaps the most important scientific event in history.
Despite its potential significance, Covington fears that the Earth-shattering discovery may not make the impact it should.
"Unfortunately, the mainstream media is so anti-Christian, they might not even pick up this story," he explains. "But God is real. We have proof. And everyone deserves to hear the truth."
NASA announced today that its Curiosity Rover has found an unambiguous message from God written on tablets in a Martian cave.
According to an official press release two giant stone slabs the size of small elephants were located deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis Mons, a large mountain.
Upon one tablet is a copy of the Ten Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written in 12 languages - including English, Spanish, Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the other tablet is a simple message in English reading "I am real."
According to top scientists who have studied the discovery extensively, these findings may have definitively established Christianity as the one true religion.
"This is amazing," says Syms Covington, an Australian researcher working for NASA's Mars Exploration Program. "We went into the cave looking for water, and we found proof of God's existence instead.NASA's Curiosity rover arrived on Mars in August of last year with a mission to explore the Martian climate and geology for signs for habitability.
Genesis 1:1"I mean how else did those tablets get there? I can tell you one thing: there's not a single atheist inside NASA's control room now. What we saw was jaw-dropping."
Thus far the mission has been a success, with the discovery of an ancient seabed and chemicals needed for life suggesting that Mars was once suitable for life.
However the tablets, both of which are signed "Peace and Love - Yahweh," represent the rover's most significant find to date, and is perhaps the most important scientific event in history.
"When people find out about this, they will demand change in our society," explains a political scientist at Georgetown University. "Democracy will have to give way to theocracy. We're gonna have to build more churches and reintroduce prayer into schools. Abortion is defiantly going to be illegal within a few months."
Despite its potential significance, Covington fears that the Earth-shattering discovery may not make the impact it should.
"Unfortunately, the mainstream media is so anti-Christian, they might not even pick up this story," he explains. "But God is real. We have proof. And everyone deserves to hear the truth."
Christianity is the true religion. Ye who has ears should hear
ReplyDeleteDear christian extremist,
DeleteKnow that there is no place for you and your fellow extremists from other religions in this new world order we are in called secularism. So extremist deal with it.
????? Anon 9:58 what's the meaning of your gibberish
DeleteM Good morning and just call me Mr anonymous
DeleteThanks be to god
DeleteNASA's Curiosity rover runs on Mars Bars, nothing to do with a nonexistent God!!!
Deletehmmmmmmmm... Speechless.
ReplyDeleteAm so glad ..God is real, heaven is real...amazing.Thank you Lord for this, even d bible days d violent taketh it by force... See God, no need to show it on earth,He went to Mars..see how big God is.. He is such an effizy God.. Am so proud I worship the true living king..thru my Lord Jesus Christ and The Holy Ghost.. I v always sed it that christianity is not a religion,n d diff between christinity and other religions is that Our King is still alive n regins foreva, we see Him, we breathe Him.. Thank you Lord for this. Emeh post dis o
ReplyDeleteGod is real no doubt but remember inthe olden days, the world was without form. Before nature and all segregated the world, Mars might have been accessible so, someone or some people would have dropped it there.#justsaying#
ReplyDeleteThe bible wasnt written thenn... it had a message frm john 3:16
DeleteThere were no "People" when the world was without form dude. Seriously
DeleteAccessible to who? Ur village pipo? Hian!!!! As dem take breathe dere?
DeleteThe Bible did not say, 'the universe was without form' nor, 'our solar system was without form'. It said, 'the earth was without form'.
DeleteGod is real, nobody can disprove it.
ReplyDeleteThe amazing thg is dat: God is very patient wit his creatures, Mainstream media anti-christian or not, wen d tym come God 'll alway rise pple †Î¦ do xpliot in his work. Show us mercy Lord.
ReplyDeleteGod is Good
ReplyDeleteOur God speaks for himself,not like some religion that fight 4 their God.When God wants to act,he does it majestically without human aid. show us mercy God 4 all have sin.ACHIEVER
ReplyDeleteIt's not real. The onion is not a "satirical" comedy news source not an actual media house. I'm just upset we didn't check our source before swallowing up like idiots. Once again we have allowed them make us Christians look like gullible idiots. This is another article put out by the same "Onion" IN 2011 PLEASE WAKE UP. Emeh please correct the story and bless your readers with the truth ASAP. Your credibility is at stake.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.theonion.com/articles/nasa-completes-52year-mission-to-find-kill-god,19263/?ref=auto
Dem send you to disapprove this news? You be pagan. Emeh dint listen jor. Devil has come to comment on Miss P blog. I bind you IJN
DeleteI wasn't sent to disapprove this news. I was sent to tell you the truth so you don't walk down the wrong road. Do you know who sent me?...."nobody"
DeleteThank you for the insult you have given me in return. I guess it's true what they say "No good deed will go unpunished". BTW Please send me the name of your church and address so I can learn to be as wise and godly as you clearly are.
The name is Champions for life Google it
DeleteMy question was written in "SARCASM" google it moron
Deletecorrection: The Onion IS a satirical news source. BTW This is Alex...and you can thank me for the info later ;P
ReplyDeletePls this is a spam news.....is not official....curiosity has not enter any caves yet.................stop this spam news.....
ReplyDeleteEvery body Praise the Lord
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Daily_Currant
ReplyDeleteSo quick to believe anything you read on the internet. You all should go searching for a french model to date.
The daily currant is not a reliable source.i mean this is coming from a source which also talks about the pope saying he is gay and other ridiculous accusations.
ReplyDeleteWhether the jist is true or not,we all know that God is REAL! So cut that trash biko!! Mtchwwww
ReplyDeleteAll bullshit story!Nothing of that kind happens in space!
ReplyDeleteYou know what the bible and this news source have in common ?
ReplyDelete1) They are BOTH satire
2) You fell for both ! Christians are SO gullible !
1 word describes U and that word is FOOL. U should be an ispiration for foolish people cause ur Foolish and Proud
DeleteProof of Jesus that is just as real as Jesus. Praise!
ReplyDeleteIts so disapointing the lengths these people will go to just to destroy God's name.a tablet should not be the reason for someone's change of heart,it must be the word of God that has lasted so long,all this distruction is what man will face in the last days and I can tell u this,those that believe this madness will end up worshiping a god they do not know and as his word says,they will think the know him but he does not know them..please stop decieving people and if you want to trap them just be upfront about it.all this is prove that the enemy is so cheap and desparate to trap people.God bless the eyes that can tell a lie from the truth
ReplyDeleteYou mean they faked this to trap people into Christianity? Doesn't make sense because more than half of the world is already Christian
DeleteAnon 07:22 I just had to respond to your ignorance. Pls dont mislead people with ur ' HALF THE WORLD IS ALREADY CHRISTIAN'.
DeleteThe total world population is 6 billion plus.
China the most populated nation has over a billion people and majority are not christians. Do the maths.
India the second most populated country too has over a billion people but less than china. The population of india is not filled with christians. Do the maths.
Indonesia has the highest population of moslems in the world with about a total population of 200 plus milion people with a greater portion of them moslems.Do the maths.
Pakistan with a porulation of more than 100million are majority moslems. Do the maths.
Bangladesh another highly populated country of more than 100 million people are majority moslems.Pls ignoramus do the maths.
Nigeria with a population of more than 160million. Has a great moslem population. Just take a look at the map of nigeria and focus on sokoto, kano, yobe, borno. In nigeria there is a heated debate on which religion has the highest in nigeria. Honestly i dont know. This is cause in the south there is also a high population of christians.
Now i dont know how u came about ur theory that xtians make up more than half of the world. Emeh blog is not for ur type who misled people just cause they want to say something. Informed people visit this blog therefore i just had to correct ur wrong.
By the way im a christian but i do not share your extremist belifs
DeleteIn my anger and hurry to put this together i omitted the arab countries and north african countries which are all moslem. Then there is russia with a high population of which very little is xtian. If u add up all these countries i have mentioned its impossible to arrive at the conclusion that xtians make up more than half the world's population.
DeleteOur love for our religion shouldnt drive us into extremist views. As u only rubbish the very religion one claims to love.
You just typed an epistle of rubbish. Christianity is the most popular religion on earth. It is the real religion. I guess u are a pagan and won't understand. Change now
DeleteNo. I am a christian male. And you sound like a christian extremist. I better change to you extremists view or you will what? Send your bombs perhaps. Know that there is no place for you in the new world order called secularism.
DeleteThey didn't go to any length to do anything. They are known as a satirical news site. They don't expect anyone with a brain to believe anything they write. So stop this self righteous tirade abeg. It's just as annoying as the comments of the zealots here. I'm a Christian but when Christians continue to prove themselves so stupid how can I blame an atheist for laughing?
DeleteI try really hard to stay away from blog posts, but couldn't after this article. Inasmuch as I believe in the existence of God Almighty, I'm also an avid reader, well enough to know that "The Daily Currant" which is the primary source of this article is a satirical online newspaper and thus the information should be take with a grain of salt. Please provide information from viable/credible sources.
ReplyDeleteThank You.
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ReplyDeleteOh man, this is great. It's amazing how many places are republishing this story w/o doing their research (or using common sense). The "story" is from a satirical online newspaper called The Daily Currant. For those who are still confused... it's fake. It's like The Onion naming Kim Jong Un "Sexiest Man Alive". LOL. I truly hope people don't believe this. As funny as it is... it's sad as well.
http://dailycurrant.com/2013/07/01/nasa-finds-message-from-god-on-mars/
Oh My Dear Christian Folks.
ReplyDeletewhy not any chapter at all but John 3:16
Have you thought about the word BEGOTTEN before spreading out this fiction.
Blasphemy. how can you attribute such an act to the most exalted God.
i feel ashamed to say the word. ohh this is bad..
please try another chapter for this one is not well composed pls to disney and seek for more i deas.. if you can add super man steel. it will some sense.
Whoever is saying Christians this and that, this happened way far more than congregations and if it is true God is talking to of his kids. And that happened before the religions so lets cut the crap and be humans for God's sake. why being too delusional. "I admire Christ but not Christians" Gandhi asserted
ReplyDeleteMan is naturally rebellious. But the HOLY SCRIPTURES cannot be broken. Heaven and Earth shall pass away, says the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY, but MY WORD shall by no means pass away!
ReplyDeleteGOD IS REAL
ReplyDeleteJESUS IS REAL
THE HOLY SPIRIT IS REAL
IT IS APPOINTED UNTO MAN TO DIE ONCE
AFTER DEATH IS JUDGEMENT
THERE IS NO REPENTANCE WHEN YOU ARE GONE (IN THE GRAVE)
ASK GOD TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU SINCERLY AND YOU WILL SEE JESUS
THE TIME IS SHORT PEOPLE! YOU HAVE HEARD THE MESSAGE.
GO ON YOUR KNEES AND ASK JESUS TO COME INTO YOUR LIFE
SAY THIS PRAYER AND YOUR LIFE WILL NEVER REMAIN THE SAME
"LORD JESUS, I SURRENDER MYSELF TO YOU, PLEASE FORGIVE ME, I AM A SINNER, CLEANSE ME FROM ALL MY SINS, WRITE MY NAME IN THE BOOK OF LIFE. BELONG TO YOU. THAN YOU JESUS FOR GIVING YOUR LIFE FOR MY SAKE."
IF YOU PRAYED THIS PRAYER, YOU ARE NOW BORN AGAIN AND BECOME A HEAVEN CANDIDATE.