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Tuesday 21 May 2013

MUST READ-A hilarious letter to Nollywood from a jobless actress


So I got this interesting mail from a reader and decided to share.It is not just funny,but hilarious(atleast to me)..I hope you all identify with her plight...its pretty descriptive...

Read Below..

Hello people, my name is Tobi and I am jobless...lol. Ok let me explain this ‘jobless’ thing to you. I  graduated from uni last year September and instead of going straight for NYSC, I stupidly decided to go into acting for while just to get a proper stand and know how the industry works; even though I have done a couple of movies back in uni. This decision has turned out to be the most time wasting decision ever.

 I knew ‘Nollywood’ wasn’t an easy industry to break into, but I still decided to go all out to make it work for me by going through with my silly little plan and it back fired, making me jobless.



I set out with the idea of going from one location to another; shooting and having fun with what I
studied and also have passion for but, chaiiii, I don suffer. Nollywood decided to treat me otherwise
and i’m definitely not the only one in this situation. I’v been to one audition or another.

 Some I got through (yaaaay me!) but only to find out the whole audition was conducted to get “extra’s” for a particular scene (meaning your face no go show and even if e show, na “waka pass” ) and others I didn’t even get through the gate; not because I didn’t try but because the people auditioning decided to go with the ‘point and kill’ way of getting people in.

It even gets worse with the way people are spoken to and also the outrageous things demanded from we the ‘struggling upcoming actors’. Let me say out of 15 auditions, i’v gotten through 5 (i try shey)..lol. ‘Upcoming actors’ complain but our voices aren’t heard. We say we have an ‘actors guild’ but they don’t do ‘jack’ to help us. They are
focused on something entirely different and they just let the ‘upcoming actors loose in the industry
with all sorts of demands, harassment, threats and so many more.
The audition that really got to me was the Segun Arinze audition. Jesus! U need to see the
maltreatment. At some point, he came out shouting “don’t stand infront of my gate orelse i would
dismiss u”. Hian! See me see wahala ooo, no be una call us. It was really bad. We were left to
STAND in the scorching sun and to make matters worse, na “point and kill” dem do. People where
pissed but they couldn't leave because every “upcoming actor” wants to work, every “upcoming
actor” wants that BIG break that would lead them away from hustling for script here and there. Mr
Segin Arinze was an AGN president but on that day, he made it clear that he was oblivious of d
struggles of upcoming actors and basically didn't care. The guy fcuk up abeg. He totally messed up.
We hear of harassment here and there but we never really have anyone who is bold enough to admit
it and talk about it.

 The truth is, most ‘Nollywood’ male producers and directors are perverts (them plenty for my list. Wish I could name names. Y'l wud b surprised) and their female counterparts just can't be bothered with searching so hard for new talents so they just stick to the 'known faces' at their reach. Talking about perverts, Asaba takes the biscuit with this one. Chaii! You don't want to know what goes on in Asaba. I call that place 'sin city'. That has to be the modern day Sodom n Gomorrah (if God decides to clear the world, i’m sure he’l start from there). Sometimes I wonder why i'm still in this industry constituted by sin and a lot of immoral acts.......but the thing is I love acting, I love 'playing other people' and putting myself in their shoes, I love switching characters and telling stories in different ways and exploring my options; its fun and enlightening. My parents (father especially) have asked me to change profession but I find myself going back to acting.

 Although I work for a PR company just to while away time but acting is what I love. I can't turn away from it,even though Nollywood is making it hard. Upcoming actors hardly get a chance and some of them sef dey spoil parole for others because, one third of them no fit act as they are just hungry for stardom and they see acting as the quickest way and some of them bribe their way through with whatever they've got (their money or body). I'v got little money (infact e no dey cos now I broke die) and body no even dey equation so i'm basically on my own.

To end my ranting for now, abeg, help me beg producers,directors to give me script make I act. Me
sef wan win AMAA, AMVCA and the rest....lol. I believe i'm good at this and I won't give up
because I have a lot to offer and I believe in God and myself. I'l keep trying and trying until that 'big
break' comes.
P.S, this is my first written work (apart from my project work) so abeg no abuse me. Thank you.
God bless you all and thanks for reading :D

36 comments:

  1. Yawnssss i dey hungry jare

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    1. U are just a cow. What has ur hunger got to do with this?

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  2. Na really jobless actress because only joblessness go make person sitdown write this epistle.Time wey u suppose use dey go audition,you dey here dey write.Oya write part two act am

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  3. Boring as f**k..No offense 2 d writer.I almost gave up reading buh since I hate 2 do anything halfway I decided 2 finish it.

    Don't worry,you will be the 'Angelina Jolie' of our time.#yimu.

    I truly hope U catch dat big break although I wonder what attraction 'shittywood' holds 4 anyone considering d fact that d industry is crowded and they reel out crappy movies which are a dime a dozen.#Good luck still.

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  4. Not easy but goodluck to you

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  5. Make segun eyerinze catch u.lol

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  6. I feel your pain girl.It is very difficult to breakthrough but keep pushing

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  7. lol very funny

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  8. Lol, funny, seriously something needs to be done. They keep recycling all the knwn fces, let's see new blood in the game. Nice write up, maybe u wanna swicth to script writing, lol

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  9. oga ooo frustration toh badt

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  10. Lol....nollywood oo!!!!

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  11. The first dude, if ur hungry get off the internet and don't publicise ur stupidity here. And the second person, u obviously hasn't experienced shit that's why ur fingers were rolling wivout u thinking first. Its not meant for u to laugh ur bloody ass off ok... Tobi, the lord is ur strength ok.. Keep working hard u will get there. The dude that spoke about nollywood am sorry, dnt u watch naija movies ehn.. Mumu of the century.. *kmt*

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    1. Are you ok?You have obviously been off ur meds for long..lol

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    2. Errrrrrrrrrm it's haven't not hasn't dear writer and it's not by force that everybody should like the article so calm down, stop replying and cursing under the guise of anonymous accept the criticism and move on *sigh

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    3. Errrrrrrrrrm it's haven't not hasn't dear writer and it's not by force that everybody should like the article so calm down, stop replying and cursing under the guise of anonymous accept the criticism and move on *sigh

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    4. Lmao word

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  12. This is funny and also true..as someone who has gone to so many auditions,i understand .They treat upcomers like trash.sad

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  13. I agree with the Asaba part.All those Anita Joseph and her ashawo mates always there

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  14. All the Royal Art Academy will take ur money 2 learn and don't really usee u or they don't even use u if u r not from their school. Its amazing how crazy these things are.

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  15. Royal Art Academy get as e b sef. Those one's na anoda level of shakara. Dis girl is so ryt. Hmm!

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  16. Tolu u said it all and i love ur humour. God will open the door for u.dont give up

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  17. una forget pefti film institute? crap

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  18. Tank God say ur BODY no get Equation,if not u would av used it to get wat u want.Na lie?

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  19. Good luck dear, don't give up, keep trying
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  20. I feel ur plight, Sister... Push on if it wht U̶̲̥̅̊ rili want..but d truth is U̶̲̥̅̊ would have to sacrifies a reasonable part of ur life to get there.. Don't get it twisted; it pays to be persistant but it doesn't pay all.. Don't get to desperate, it isn't worth it.. Seek Gods opinion concerning acting as a career.. It helps. As for me, I tried a few movie.. Am nt desperate even if it wht I rili want to do considering dd fact tht am good at it.. Can't get too edgy abt it. Bin on d cutting edge could b dangerious. As of last year, I gave it my total best, Evaluating my effort n achievement.. Humm, am nt satisfied. The good thing is I work for my dad n I have got good props to offer. No producer or director would push me to d wall cos I don't survive on them.
    I want to settles dwn.. My man isn't into it. He doesn't see any good in it...Initially he acted as if It wasn't a problem, not anymore..So painful I have to make a choose. I don't think am williing to give up my love n family for it.. We have omotola for a model but ain't omotola besides not all men can play role of her "honey boy" I rili want it all; a good home, a good acting career, above all a good relationship with God..I would advise U̶̲̥̅̊ get some oda job n do acting for leisure... Let it be a side thing..think n pray abt it.

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  21. There's light at the end of the tunnel

    obyazike.blogspot.co.uk

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  22. LOOOL... The guy abi na na babe no lie oh, been to an audition conducted by yaw n stella dam,na so dis pple dry us for sun finish for hrs, dis babe in clinic matters (biliki) abi wats her name just went in str8 do audition for am and came out... #phew , and we've been dere since 8:am..... No be small thing mehn!!!! Upcoming they really suffer.

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  23. It is not easy and I can testify

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  24. Thunder fire u jobless actress for saying Asaba is Sodom and Gomorrah, may u never get anything good in life if u don't change that cursed tongue of urs. If u're stupid, dumb and brainless gi pray 2 God 4 senses and go back 2 nursery sch. The stupid Igbo brainless rifrafs that crowded nolloywood saw Asaba as a good location since Onitsha, Owerri and Enugu were becoming too crowded and no longer suitable and decided 2 move their bases there not that its Deltans or even peeps from Asaba that are corrupting ur stupid movie industry. So pls next time get ur facts right and mind ur stupid tongue when talking. As u mention Segun Arinze u 4 mention the others when turn Asaba 2 Sodom and Gomorrah then check their background u'll know they're not deltans. And if u no come back here apologise, the destruction from God u predicted will start on top ur head and family. Infact pray make satan aircraft no crash ontop ur house. Idiot girl.

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  25. there is a truth in what she said. I mean its very hard to penetrate in nollywood.god help the rising stars.

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