OMG!I witnessed the most hilarious scene ever and I couldn't wait to get home and share it with you all.I was at Shoprite Ikeja around 7:30pm and this cute looking couple were beside me.The lady,light=skinned,Brazilian hair,Bold 5.
The guy was dangling a car key.Big boy apparently.I noticed them because of the large amount of purchases they had in their trolley and while searching for a less crowded line,theirs seemed to be fair enough.
So,I stood and she began to offload her purchases on the cash counter.Meanwhile,the guy was just standing.At a point in time,he placed his hand on her shoulder.She then took a snicker chocolate bar and added to the lot.The guy smiled.I rolled my eyes
The cashier then said "26,185 thousand.
Then the girl was putting the purchases in the bags,The guy was standing,the cashier was waiting,,our line was getting longer.
The girl then looked at the guy and said"Honey,pay now".
The guy froze."You are kidding me right?"I should pay""
The lady now embarrassed repeated in pidgin"Ah ah.i told you i was coming to shop nah"
Oh boy,this guy just turned around like film trick and walked out leaving the lady so shocked and her light skinned face turned red.
The cashier now said "Are you paying so I can attend to other customers""? The lady bit her finger and said "Erm,hey,erm..hey you know what,I'll be right back"She dropped the things and left..
Trust Naija people,,they rained insults on her in all languages.."Ashawo,Oloshi,dan iska stupid girl Ndiara,gold digger"
That was the most embarrassing scene ever.If only she had the money to bail herself, it wouldn't haven't been so bad..
My friends have argued that they probably had a problem at home,I think they just met.No guy will walk out on his real girl like that.Worse case scenario,they'll drop a few things..
Anyway,Ladies,always have some extra cash on you..always...
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ReplyDeleteQuoting basketmouth "Your boyfriend should not be your source of income. My dear its a relationship, not a job opportunity."Serves her right.Some girls eeehhhh.I love the guy.
ReplyDeleteStingy Niccur.After probably fucking her ,time to pay you no fit.Bastard
ReplyDeleteI bet the P wasnt worth 26k so the guy didnt wanna lose.heheheehehe
DeleteLol...... Do u mean the real P gan gan.. Lwkmd
DeleteServes her right she think men pick the money .God gave you hands to work,use it.I would have done worse if I were the guy.
ReplyDeleteLwkmd are you for real Miss P?
ReplyDeleteEmeh change your headline.She is not his girlfriend.She's a hoe.
ReplyDeleteVery Good, I wld have done the same too, walk out on the girl, some of them think guys are so so stupid.
ReplyDeleteEmeh...pls give me some advice..my Gf possy smells like a dead cockroach..what can I do abt it?I wnt to give her head but I can't..each time my head goes near her possy..men the smell chase me off
ReplyDeleteIt smells because ur gf has a possy not pussy.
DeleteTake her 2d bathroom b4 sex and stylishly help her wash it WELL
DeleteShe should go for medical check up so she gets treated, plus she shld stick to wearing cotton panties, and as for you, before you put your fingers in her, make sure your hands r clean, cuz that too can lead to infection. She should shower before having sex n after,
DeleteLet her sit on boiling hot water with salt and pepper,it will burn off the smell,then rub shea butter and it will be all gone
DeleteTell her to sit on hot water she shld add salt n dettol to the water before she sit,she shld sit for 15mints den she shld do it mostly after her monthly period.She shld wash the surface of her pussy wit a medicated soap.Surface o nt inside d virgina.
Deletefirst of all let her use hypo den use tura after dat use some hot water den use bimbo soap and den air freshner den u 2 both shld have a shower dis will do
Deletechai, I'm sure the lady has learnt a lesson today.next time she will ask to know who will pay...still can't stop laughing
ReplyDeleteI just don't get it...a girl wld actually expect a guy to foot her bills...be it top up for her phone, hair, tp, new phone...the list goes on...and yet ladies wld be screaming gender equality...why the heck can't they be equal n pay some bills too...won't be surprised if most of what she purchased were mere items dt she didn't need. She wanted to go for shopping n she didn't have a dime!!!comon!!!! Some ladies cld be so dumb though
ReplyDeleteThe guy is just stingy.All these socalled big boys with big cars and no money.Did he walkout when he was asking for sex?You see a lady looking all fine and hot,u carry ur broke ass to toast her expecting not to spend a dime?Men are meant to spend on a lady.If a man doesn't drop that cash,he isn't getting near my pants.I blame cheap ladies who sleep with men for free.As for me,guys beg me to let them shop for me.A guy can never walkout because of 20k Rubbish
ReplyDeleteCreamy dog,how much per hour.
DeleteI will like an all nighter, that is if u r fine sef
DeleteCan u listen 2 ursef creamy woteva? Guys are meant 2 spend on galz cos guys are ur parents ba? U pple wil push all ur parental nd self responsiblities 2 a guy in d name of rlationship. Well, u ar still a learner cos if I'm the one I'll ask d lady 2 pik more b4 I take my leave.
DeleteYou are a creamy prostitute & dats y guys beg u 2 shop 4 u so dat they will fuck ur bitchy ass
Deleted reason y stupid guys want 2 shop wif u is bcos u are cremy and ur pussy is also creamy and dey knw dey wld just have 2 give u 2000# 4 ur creamy pussy
Deletehahahahahahaaa i cant stop laughing. Foolish gal, so she didn't av any money on her. Ladies who turn guys to their ATM machines pls learn frm this.
ReplyDeleteEmeh, she has brazilian hair on her head yet she can't foot her bills? Bullsh*t!!I am amazed at the priorities of my naija ladies. This fake life they live is nothing but trouble at the end of the day. I feel for the lady all the same.The guy could have handled it better if you ask me. Its obvious the guy is no longer feeling her for him to humiliate the sh*t out of her in a public place. Nothing wrong in wanting a better life ladies but honestly its best you work hard(legally not runs) for your own money.I sabi say naija hard but baby just try cause you can do it
ReplyDeleteThe good nigerian.
how would a gal go out n not carry cash....
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Eme the girl is just a wannabe like many of u girls,den do ur findings she's prolly wearing trash as hair,theres hadly Brazilian human hair,brazillians cherish their hair,do your findings.shes just as broke as ya all,then the boy is prolly an ex yahoo boy,extra has ended.lmao.brazillian hair is fake moreso there's used bold5 everywhere.fake life for both of em
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This is so funny but the guy didnt have to walkout like that.As Good nigerian said,he probably isnt feeling her again,or they just met. Girls werk,werk,werk
ReplyDeleteThe guy probably knew she was excepting him to pay, who goes to shopping with a Nigerian girl and expect her to pay. He just wanted to embarrass her, that's all
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When i was single i always carried my VEX money around just incase. Infact i never depended on a guy to pay even for my drink not to talk of shopping. Naija ladies stop depending on men to pay for everything unless he insists!
ReplyDeleteBut why will a lady go out shopping without some extra cash beats me?
ReplyDeletena wa oh,poor girl...if na his chic sha,he wouldnt bail on her...but he would have been a gentleman and told her nicely he didnt have cash
ReplyDeleteApart from my father(bless his soul) I don't and will never collect money from guys or wait for them to pay for anything for me. Women should stop this silly habit, you can work, you're not useless, go and make your own damn money!
ReplyDeleteLmao!!!! So funny and not funny too #phew!!!!!!
ReplyDelete@ creamy chic...sorry to say...ur just a prostitute...cos anyone who takes money in place of sex is one. Do u work? Or u rely on ur pussy for a living? Dumb girl!!!!
ReplyDeleteU guys be acting all holy but u still drop that chedda to have me in your bed.Any girl who sleeps with a man who hasn't put a ring on it is no different than any whore.The difference is,be smart to smile to the bank,not the doctor with std.
ReplyDeleteGbam! Babes so on point!
DeleteHmmmmmmm so embarrasin...in ha lyf shi ll neva depend on a guy 4 nfn....poor ha
ReplyDelete@ creamy chic...continue being smart and end up being used for money rituals or doing something desperate in the name of being smart...wont be surprised if u can fuck a dog or an animal for 10k dollars...and one day u want to get a decent guy as a husband n nt one that treats u like a bitch...while u had spent years living like one.
ReplyDeletecheeeeeyaaaah! Babes don jam BADT market, buh she for vex pay nah! Lmaooooooo.... 26k no be small thing o!
ReplyDelete''ah ah, buh i told u I was coming to shop na....'' e blind? Shoprite resemble club???
@creamy chic I hear u talk money money money. U sound cheap morally.
ReplyDeleteRotflll that guy is a gangsta.Nice one
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ReplyDeleteLol.. This should sound as lesson to all gals.. U̶̲̥̅̊ can't be hanging out with a guy with out ur vex money for crying out LOUD. Be it fast food, shopping or wht so ever.. Make sure U̶̲̥̅̊ order n pick items U̶̲̥̅̊ can efford right ther.its allowed to forget ur handset at home, neva forget ur ATM card ohh.. Shikeena
ReplyDeleteNo be share the money na chop my money
ReplyDeleteDrama queen!.lol
ReplyDeleteLmao 9ja girls God help dem
ReplyDeleteu said it Emeh,shes not a real girl. real girls foot their bills
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