When I was done using the ATM, I turned around, he smiled and says into the phone"Omg I'll call you back..Omg) His reaction is somewhat embarrassing and for a second, I'm forced to think there's probably a snake crawling up on my head.He says"excuse me angelic damsel "(yeah right).Well out of courtesy, I inquire what the problem is and he goes"I just came in from the UK, and I must say, you have knocked me off my feet".I get really mad, "is that it?Ok how about stepping out my way before I knock you off this part of the world?"(i meant it).
He definitely found it amusing as he began to laugh.Then he said"anyway, I'm sorry for embarrassing you, could we hook up some time?" He pulls out his Louis Vuitton wallet ),opens it and lo! A Loius Vuitton condom . I was shocked because,this condom was released just a little over a week.Trust Naija boys to represent everywhere.
But as a sharp girl, I pretended not to have noticed, he pulled out his card and handed over to me and said"I know you'll call me and by the way, hope my $68 Louis Vuitton condom didn't scare you?
I smiled and replied"No it didn't , it just demonstrated how vain you are" I said (handed his card back to him)and walked away.I heard him say" why these naija girls too dey form?Oh! So he could speak pidgin...lol
Well, I overheard some girls discussing about it and one said "if a guy doesn't use a Louis Vuitton condom on her, she ain't game.lol..I mean a $68 condom and then what,he releases gold semen?Well, sex is now one of the cheapest commodities around (so they say)maybe this would increase its value.
Well, abstinence is key but if you can't wait, you can either grab a twenty naira Gold circle condom(lol) or a Louis Vuitton condom.$68 .
wow!u've finished the guy ooo..chai.But i cant buy that 68dolls condom,even if i have the money
ReplyDeleteI'd rather have that too!lmao. very vain guy. *SMH*
ReplyDeleteChaiii i go buy my own Lv condom now.I no go use am oo..na just for flashing
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ReplyDeleteYeye fowl wey no gree lay egg. na for rubber to trap the baby batter be the koko, if nylon wrapped around the penis can achieve that why bother with $68 condom...
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Na so so Girls just dey comment On this post ni wey the Guys at least e still try get the condom cos an ordinary naija Guy can't afford Vuitton trust me that shit is expensive,you don't have to finish him off that way you should have given him a little bit of courtesy that he's a man as for me oh GUCCI na my thing i dont really feel LV
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